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英文真的很重要 . . 好笑

6月 21, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

MAC Cosmetics UK | | Official UK Site某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆，「報告老闆，下個月歐洲有一批訂單，我覺得公司需要派人去和他們開會。」老闆在公文後面短短簽下：「Go a head！」經理收到之後，馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程，自己則馬上整理行李。臨出發，被秘書擋下來。秘書：「你要幹什麼？」經理：「去歐洲開會啊！」秘書：「老闆同意了嗎？The official site for MAC Cosmetics UK, a broad line of colour cosmetics, makeup tools, skin care and foundations for professional makeup artists and fashion-forward consumers. ... Gift Cards are now available online! The sleek and simple way to gift glam...

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曹操放屁（經典

6月 21, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Apple (United Kingdom) - Mac一日曹操和劉備喝酒論英雄。二人小酌了幾杯，劉備忽然放了個響屁，十分尷尬。正窘迫時，只聽身後關羽坦然地說道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從羽（雨）中來！” 關羽話音剛落，一旁的趙雲跨前一步，道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從雲中來！” 趙雲剛剛說罷，張飛又接MacBook Air MacBook Pro iMac iMac with Retina 5K display Mac Pro Mac mini OS X Yosemite iPhoto iMovie GarageBand Pages Numbers Keynote Safari Aperture Final Cut Pro X Logic Pro X Motion 5 Compressor 4 MainStage 3 Apple Wireless Keyboard Magic ......

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one-two-three！

6月 21, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Apple, Mac, iPhone, iPad reviews, how tos, videos, news and forums. - Macworld UK這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事... 某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來， 很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔！你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？ 這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！&nWhich Mac to buy in 2015 Wondering which Mac to buy? We help you find the Mac that is right for you in our Mac buyers guide (including Mac buying advice video) Apple Watch release date & UK price rumours Apple unveiled the Apple Watch back in September .....

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補教界英語名師

6月 21, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Apple (United Kingdom)某日，一位名聞全國的補教界英語名師在課堂上誇下海口，憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的，就連中國成語也難不倒我！於是同學紛紛發問…甲：Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｓｅａ！師：小 ｃａｓｅ，“人山人海”！乙：Ｔｈｒｅｅ ｈｅａｒｔ ｔｗｏ ｍｅａｎApple designs and creates the iPhone, iPad, Mac notebooks and desktop computers, iOS, OS X, iPod and iTunes, and the new Apple Watch. Menu Apple Apple Store Mac iPhone Watch iPad iPod iTunes Support Search apple.com Search apple.com Reset...

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程式設計師與妓女

6月 21, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Fleetwood Mac - Official Site程式設計師與妓女： ‧一樣是靠出賣身體為生 ‧吃青春飯，人老珠黃肯定混不下去 ‧越高級收入越高，當然中間人的抽頭會更高 ‧生活沒有規律以夜生活為主，如果需要，淩晨也要加班 ‧名聲越大，越容易受到青睞 ‧必須盡最大可能滿足客戶各種各樣非正常的Five new shows have just been added to the Fleetwood Mac 2015 ‘On With The Show’ Tour in the UK and Ireland. Tickets go on sale for the UK dates starting Thursday, December 4th at 9am local time and Ireland dates on Monday, December 8th at at 9am local .....

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不怕老婆的站右邊

6月 21, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Official Apple Store UK — The new iPad Air 2 and iPad mini 3老婆萬歲！！--------------------------------------------------------------------------------不怕老婆的站右邊某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每個男人都一樣？於是，有一天，集合公司內所有已婚男士說：「覺得自己怕老†Free next-day delivery is available on all in-stock orders over £50 at the Apple Online Store. Check your basket to confirm which items are in stock. Next-day delivery is not available on customised Mac, and for certain order types, including orders paid...

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