macworld 2008

Macworld/iWorld - Official Site老王死了一個七十幾歲的老人, 有一天他不幸在醫院裏過世了, 可是奇怪的很,醫院裏的每一個護士都哭的死去活來的. 有一個醫生正為此百思不解, 於是從中明察暗訪, 後來他才知道, 原來醫院裏的每一個護士都跟老王有一腿. 但是那個醫生反而更覺得納悶, 心想為什麼一個七十幾歲的老人能讓醫院裏上上下下的護士哭The Best Place for All Things Apple ... Thank you for 30 amazing years. We couldn't have done it without you. Macworld/iWorld will not take place in 2015 and the show is going on hiatus....

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Macworld - Official Site一個小孩提著死青蛙往妓女戶跑~一到門口,老鴇就擋著門說:「小孩子不可以進來。」那個小孩就說:「我是來玩女人的耶...你怎麼可以拒絕我呀。」老鴇:「哇勒~我們不招待十歲以下的啦,快走。」小孩:「我剛好十歲呀,我不管,我就是要玩。」老鴇:「你十歲呀~那還可以考慮;不過我怕大姐姐們不給你玩耶。」(外加鄙視Macworld features Macintosh product reviews and buying advice, instructional how-to articles, and news and opinion about Apple Computer and the Mac....

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Review: 20- and 24-Inch Aluminum iMacs (2008 Edition) | Macworld母女二人去游泳池游泳,女兒跳水時,泳衣不慎破裂。母親趕忙拿起泳池邊的標語牌給女兒遮擋,其他人看了標語牌後不禁大笑起來。原來牌上寫著:危險,深兩米,熟練者使用。母親趕快把標語牌調了。這回,人們更是大笑不止,原來背面是:男性專用,進前請脫衣。尷尬的母親又拿了另一塊標語給女兒,誰知卻是寫著:大人30元,小Apple's new crop of iMacs get a speed bump. ... There’s a considerable performance gap between the new $1,499, 2.66GHz 20-inch iMac and the new $1,199, 2.4GHz 20-inch model. The 2.66GHz model’s Speedmark score was 24 points higher than the 2.4GHz ......

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Apple - Apple Events - Apple Special Event March 2012某天早上,我同學兩人坐在車位上,身旁站著兩位建中男同學,我同學竊聽那兩建中男生的閒聊…A男:唉…你還記得我前幾個禮拜去訂作制服褲嗎?!B男:記得呀!怎樣?!A男:那天我去西門町那訂作呀…老板就在幫我量尺寸ㄇㄟ,他就問我你想打幾折…我心裡就在想第Watch the streaming video from the special event. ... Watch the Presentation in HD Watch streaming video from the special event. Streaming video requires Safari 4 or 5 on Mac OS X Snow Leopard or Lion, Safari on iOS 3 or later, or QuickTime 7 on Windows....

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Securely delete data from an iPad or iPhone before selling it on - How to - Macworld UK美國聯邦調查局的電話鈴響了。“你好,是聯邦調查局嗎?”“是的,有甚麼事嗎?”對方問。“我打電話舉報鄰居湯姆。他把大麻藏在他家的木柴中。”告發者說。“我們會調查的。”聯邦調查局特工說。第二天,聯邦調查局人員Luckily it's very easy to completely wipe an iPad or iPhone. Simply follow the steps in this tutorial and your data security will be assured. (We're using iOS 7, but the process is virtually identical in iOS 6 and earlier. It just looks slightly different...

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Macworld 2008 Steve Jobs Apple Keynote Highlights - YouTube一日,獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野,來到上帝面前,問:「主啊!甚麼是『愛』?」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝,輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說:「愛,就是LOVE。」女人又問:「LOVE 是甚麼?」上帝說:「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑),與愛人一起,如果不快樂的話,又怎算是愛? O...

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