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一個工程師坐在樹下唸書

8月 1, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

I Just Made Love!一個工程師坐在樹下唸書，另一工程師騎著一輛很炫的自行車經過。工程師問道：「你的車從哪兒弄來的？」騎車者回答：「剛一個漂亮的美眉騎車過來，她脫光了所有的衣服對我說，『你想要什麼我都給你』。工程師說道：「明智的選擇！你穿她的衣服肯定不合適的。」IJML shows a map of places where people around the world just made love ... IJML shows on the map places where people just made love. How to add a marker? To add your marker, search your spot below and then right click on the map in the place where you .....

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女人有4肢 男人有5肢

8月 1, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Sam Walton: Made In America: Sam Walton, John Huey: 9780553562835: Amazon.com: Books小明和小華在聊天......小明:女人有4肢,男人有5肢小華:可以理解小明:那一個男人和一個女人在一起共有幾肢?小華:8肢啊...不然是9肢嗎??小明:答案是8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢9肢8肢..........在某間大學內，有一個教The late Sam Walton was one of the shrewdest and richest merchants in America. Centered on the building of his Wal-Mart empire, his book, like fellow magnate Sandra Kurtzig's CEO: Building a $400 Million Company from Ground Up ( LJ 5/1/91), is light on bi...

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台灣啤酒有問題

8月 1, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Kiss - I was made for loving you - YouTube有一個老外第一次到台灣來，聽說台灣啤酒很好喝，當天晚上就到Pub點來喝，果然不錯，於是就喝了許多。結果喝的醉醺醺，離開Pub後就睡倒在路邊，有一位男同志經過，看他不省人事，又長得不錯，於是就把老外帶去賓館，把他給嘿咻了。事後男同志覺得很舒服，但又有點不好意思，就擺了1000元在老外的枕頭邊便離去。隔KISS - Gene Simmons Bass Solo / I Love It Loud - Rock Am Ring 2010 - Sonic Boom Over Europe Tour - Duration: 7:59. by DEDE4EVER 2,659,595 views...

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禁止寵物進入

8月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Mistakes Were Made (But Not by Me): Why We Justify Foolish Beliefs, Bad Decisions, and Hurtful Acts:前幾天去超市門口有『禁止寵物進入』的標誌一對情侶站在門口女：禁止寵物進入欸，那你不能進去喔～（頭靠在男的肩膀上）男：你才是被禁止進入的那個吧！！（手抬起來摸摸女的臉）我等在他們後面：囧這時候有個老太太，突然從我身後衝出來她推著籃子，手上牽著一隻狗她把狗繩拿到那對情侶前面：你們兩個誰不能進去的，可以幫PRAISE FOR MISTAKES WERE MADE (BUT NOT BY ME ) "Thanks, in part, to the scientific evidence it provides and the charm of its down-to-earth, commonsensical tone, Mistakes Were Made is convincing. Reading it, we recognize the behavior of our leaders, our lo...

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智商是0的人

8月 1, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Madigan Made學生寢室裝電話以后，一段時間電話惡作劇盛行。一天，美女小C一個人在寢室里看書，突然電話鈴響，小C提起電話，「喂」了幾聲，對方卻始終沒回音。下午五點時，，類似的電話又打來了，這已經是當天的第五次了，小C再也忍耐不住：討厭！****！第二天中午，大家正在寢室吃飯，電話又來了，小C搶先提起來：***，你再Creative living made simple. A DIY lifestyle blog that focuses on simple crafts, DIY decor and easy recipes. ... Madigan made… a Valentine’s Day craft. Are you looking for a simple and easy handmade gift to make for your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?...

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聰明的小明

8月 1, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Nas - Made You Look - YouTube小娟是個醫護人員，人長得很漂亮，同學小明老是在追她。時間一長，小娟終於被小明的一片真心感動，倆人開始拍拖了。這天，小娟應邀來到小明家中做客，小明激動得不得了，買了不少好東東招待小娟。飯後，兩人愉快交談，小明還幫小娟削起了蘋果。誰知一不小心，小明一刀削在了自己手指上，在手指上削出了個口子，流血了。在得The Video to Nas' Made You Look... first single off that God's Son album... produced by Salaam Remi....

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