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KVM Switch Solutions Provider, ATEN孔子扭到腳的時候說了一句名言... 孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的有一天他們到齊國的城門口時,一個不小心,孔子扭到腳了子路見狀,便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷想不到齊國有不少當年ATEN designs and manufactures a full range of sophisticated KVM switch products and solutions. We are committed to becoming the leading KVM solution provider worldwide. Infrastructure Management over 2 decades. PC MAC Console Extension USB and CAT5 ......

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whip up | handcraft in a hectic world有個人去算命,算命師寫了一張字條給他,然後跟他說:你的命是 "大富大貴沒有大災難要小心!!"那個人聽完就很高興的離開了…… 隔沒幾天,他在路上被車子撞斷條腿,好了之後,他就很生氣的去找算命師理論: 你前幾天不是告訴我,我是大富大貴,沒有大災難It’s soooo close now. Christmas. I’ve barely time left to clean up the house – actually I don’t have time for that, I’d rather be making stuff… I’ve been archive diving. There’s so much treasure down there it’s sometimes hard to remember to come for air a...

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Stampin' Up! Online Ordering嘴賤的小雞小林的老婆是一個賢淑的女人,不大愛說話,但是如果人家惹到她頭上,她一定狠狠地反咬一口。那一年,她帶了四歲大的兒子到台北去玩,乘上一台計程車。車子經過一座大建築物,小孩問媽媽:「那是什麼?」「圓山飯店。」 林太回答車子經過一個攤子,孩子問:「賣的是什麼?」「賣檳榔。」 林太回答。車子經過,有USA (English) Select a Country USA (English) USA (Español) Canada (English) Canada (Français) Australia (English) New Zealand (English) United Kingdom (English) Netherlands (English) France (Français) Deutschland (Deutsch) Österreich (Deutsch) Stampin ......

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Oxfam International | The power of people against poverty台風夜停電…室友甲:ㄟ!停水停電的,好無聊喔!室友乙:對啊!室友甲:咦?電腦不是有game嗎?室友乙:是啊!室友甲:我們來打電動好了室友乙:停電耶..小姐!室友甲:我們可以點蠟燭啊!這樣就不會太暗了!室友乙:☆◎*♂※♀某公司主管在他的部門巡視時,看到一個坐在辦公桌後精疲力盡的員工,他Looking for something a little different this festive season? Oxfam Unwrapped is a chance for you to share with your family, friends or loved ones the gift of making a real difference to someone's life. Give a gift that truly gives twice!...

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Learning English - How to... - BBC - Homepage兩個文盲的QQ聊天 超搞笑~~~~~~~~~~ GG:你嚎! MM:你嚎!你在哪裡? GG:我在王八里上網。你呢? MM:我也在王八里。 GG:你是哪裡人? MM:我是鬼州人。你呢? GG:我是山洞人。 MM:你似男似女How to ... ask the time What if you are at a bus stop and you need to know what time it is now? How should you ask a complete stranger? ... How to ... discuss Language to use when you're having a discussion Topics include: making suggestions, making a poi...

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Greenpeace International Home | Greenpeace International生活就像?奸!既然不能反抗,那就只能享受?工作就像輪姦,您不行就讓別人上社會就像自慰,所有的都要靠自己的雙手來解決 薪水就像月經,不按時來,就有點不安好朋友就像內褲,就算你大起大落他也永遠包含著你 好朋友像bra,永遠支撐著你更好的朋友像絲襪,在一起永遠都那麼緊密 更好Nearly two months since the Spanish navy recklessly rammed and injured peaceful protestors who were standing up to Repsol, the Spanish oil giant announced their decision to scrap their oil exploration off the Canary Islands' coast....

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