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中國武俠片的50條經典定律-笑死人了

7月 22, 2013

黃如筠

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BAE Systems Inc. - Official Site中國武俠片的50條經典定律1. 悅來客棧是古代最大的連鎖客棧。 2. 超級巨毒，解藥，暗器都產自西域。 3. 平時朝夕相處的人，只要穿上夜行衣，再蒙個面紗，對方就不認識了。 4. 沒用的小角色用的武功名字有很強的文學性和動物性，就是不大好用。 5. 長著超長白髮+鬍子的絕對是曠世高人，和他要拉好關係Read more BAE Systems Milestone Moment for AMPV http://www.baesystems.com/article/BAES_178516/bae-systems-awarded-contract-to-begin-armored-multi---purpose-vehicle-program?from=homepage-rus http://www.baesystems.com/cs/groups/public ......

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聰明的媽媽

7月 22, 2013

黃友陽

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American Water - Official Site因為老家離大學很遠，為了方便上學，John和另一個同學合資在大學附近租了一個房子。有一天，John邀請媽媽來吃晚飯。飯桌上，媽媽一再注意到與John同住的女室友Mary非常漂亮，而且覺得二人的眼神交流也非比尋常，她十分懷疑兩人的關系是否真的僅限于室友。John也發現了媽媽的想法，于是主動跟媽媽說明︰Founded in 1886, American Water (NYSE: AWK)is the largest investor-owned U.S. water and wastewater utility company. With headquarters in Voorhees, N.J., the company employs nearly 7,000 dedicated professionals who provide drinking water, wastewater and .....

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兩個重傷病人聊天

6月 24, 2013

蔡涵天

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Mark Zuckerberg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個人說：“我倒楣死了，昨天開著剛買的新車出去兜風，正得意著呢，忽然看到馬路前面有一塊牌子，上面寫什麼東西，太遠了，沒看清楚。我就趕緊開過去，一看，只見牌子上寫著：前面有溝，請繞行。可剛看完，我還沒反應過來，就連人帶車掉下去了。”說到這，他停了停問：“老兄，你怎麼Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American computer programmer and Internet entrepreneur. He is best known as one of five co-founders of the social networking website Facebook. As of April 2013, Zuckerberg is the chairman and chief executiv...

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童年

6月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

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Metropolitan Regional Information Systems, Inc.記得小時候那時原PO才小學一、二年級有一陣子學校流行要多稱讚，少責怪老師都說如果有值得鼓勵的事情記得比大拇指，稱讚一下對方這樣人緣才會好但相反的大家同學私底下當然都是互比小指，來取笑對方有一次訓導主任來班上演講演講完後問小原PO訓導主任：「我剛剛演講得如何！？」說實話～哪個小孩會喜歡聽演講的尤其是死Online real estate information service for real estate professionals in MD, DC, Northern VA, and parts of WV and PA. Profile, news and membership information....

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電話答錄機

6月 24, 2013

林若綠

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Mark Ronson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問Mark Daniel Ronson (born 4 September 1975) is an English musician, DJ, singer and music producer. While his debut album Here Comes the Fuzz failed to make an impact on the charts, his second album, Version, reached number two in the UK Album chart, and in...

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婚姻 vs. 股市 博君一笑

6月 24, 2013

何海丹

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Creators婚姻 vs. 股市 (博君一笑)婚姻 vs. 股市※ 結婚生子叫「配股」※ 嫁到有錢老公後立刻離婚叫「獲利了結」※ 嫁到沒錢老公後立刻離婚叫「停損殺出」 ※ 嫁到大男人主義老公喜怒由他叫「主力」老婆叫「散戶」※ 嫁年輕老公叫「高檔套牢」※ 嫁年邁富翁叫「低檔承接」※ 選擇對象叫「選股」※ Our Culture Creative — There is a revolution going on in media. We constantly ask "why" and reject irrational traditions. People's ideas are more powerful than they know, and we foster an atmosphere where innovation is paramount. Collaborative — At Creato...

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