mass definition

不是這個味道

7月 3, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Mass dictionary definition | mass defined從前從前：有位老公公，他很喜歡喝味磳湯，他只要一天不喝就全身不舒服，所以他天天叫他太太煮給他喝，結果有一天他太太死了。他也沒味磳湯可以喝了啊！所以他開始叫他媳婦煮，可是不論他媳婦煮的再好，他總是把它丟在一旁說：不是這個味道。這麼難喝的湯你也煮的出來啊！剛開始媳婦總是忍氣吞聲，心想只要煮出那味道就好，noun a quantity of matter forming a body of indefinite shape and size, usually of relatively large size; lump a large quantity or number: a mass of bruises ... to gather or form into a ......

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現代年輕人的新語法

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Mass - definition of Mass by The Free Dictionary系上曾有一個女孩子站到台上來演講；面對台下的一群同學，這女孩子很緊張，她用顫抖的聲音說：「我……我實在長得不怎麼樣，不過， 我長得『設備齊全、各就各位』！」這女孩話一說完，全班同學莫不哄堂大笑。現在，人家說一個女孩子長得很「賢慧」，可能會有別的解釋。什麼叫很「賢慧」呢？就Mass also mass (măs) n. 1. a. Public celebration of the Eucharist in the Roman Catholic Church and some Protestant churches. b. The sacrament of the Eucharist. 2. A musical setting of certain parts of the Mass, especially the Kyrie, Gloria, Credo, Sanctus...

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老爺抓婢女的遊戲

7月 3, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Mass | Definition of mass by Merriam-Webster隔壁住一對情侶一小時前疑似在玩"老爺不要，夫人看到會生氣"的追逐遊戲，玩得相當起勁，玩耍的聲音應該大到連一樓的人都聽得到(我們住五樓....)不過女生的笑聲跟叫聲還不錯聽....結果剛剛忽然"碰"的一聲疑似有人撞到牆壁...然後安靜了一下...就聽到很大的聲音說： 妳要讓我抓到啊！！又不是在鬥牛！！Full Definition of MASS 1 a: of or relating to the mass of the people ; also: being one of or at one with the mass : average b: participated in by or affecting a large number of individuals c: having a large-scale ......

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學生的考卷

7月 3, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

MASS - Definition by AcronymFinder - Abbreviations and acronyms dictionary某哲學系老師在期中考時只考了一題申論題：「什麼是勇氣？」就當大家拼了命在想怎麼寫時，有個同學交卷了！不過，他只寫了五個字：「這就是勇氣。」到了期末考，老師依然是只考一題：「這就是題目，請作答。」大家依然不會寫不過那位同學還是很快就交卷了，他寫了：「這就是答案，請給分。」老師氣不過，傳喚了那位同學：「Rank Abbr. Meaning MASS Massachusetts (old style) MASS IEEE International Conference on Mobile Ad Hoc and Sensor Systems MASS Massachusetts Association of School Superintendents MASS Marine Air Support Squadron MASS Magic Angle Sample ......

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兩個外國人吵架的內容過程

7月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Mass Definition and Units in Physics - About Physics: Resource for Physical Theories and LawsA: Hello!哈囉B: Hello?哈囉A: Hello!Hello! Did u hear me?哈囉！聽的到嗎？B: Who is this?你是誰？A: Hey! Turn the (消音)ing TV down!喂！把你的電視關掉！B: Who is this? Hello?你是誰？喂？Definition: Mass is the quantity of inertia possessed by an object or the proportion between force and acceleration referred to in Newton's Second Law of Motion. This is not a very good operational definition of mass, of course. In most common instances, ...

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大陸帶回來的片子

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Mass | Define Mass at Dictionary.com那天我在看一片DVD是大哥從大陸帶回來的片子我不知道名字，但應該是有點老的片裡面，男主角說了一句話：「Oh...I understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「哦...我下面站起來了...」女主角說：「I'm so afraid you don't understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「我mass (mās) n. A unified body of matter with no specific shape. A grouping of individual parts or elements that compose a unified body of unspecified size or quantity. The physical volume or bulk of a solid body. Abbr. m The measure of the quantity of matt...

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