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老婆的職業病 18+

5月 31, 2013

小安

kuso

Mass - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某天三個男人在酒吧聊老婆的床上性事第一個男人抱怨道他老婆是空中小姐，所以每次都跟他要求要在上面，害他覺得很沒面子第二個男人抱怨道你還好吧，我老婆是幼稚園老師，所以每次在做的時候，總是對我說：「來！弟弟乖~弟弟乖歐~~」第三男人聽完後說你們都還好，我老婆是電梯小姐，每次當我快到高潮時總是會說：「來來來In physics, mass is a property of a physical body which determines the strength of its mutual gravitational attraction to other bodies, its resistance to being accelerated by a force, and in the theory of relativity gives the mass–energy content of a syst...

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鬧哄哄的班上

5月 31, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Mass (liturgy) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia老師如往常一樣，對著鬧哄哄的班上吼叫：『不～要～吵～啦！大家安靜一點好不好？』全班沒人理他……老師一氣之下，甩頭就走；準備到校長那告狀。當校長和老師兩人怒氣沖沖回到教室，正想開罵時，不料，竟發現班上同學安安靜靜地端坐著……『怎麼啦？！大家怎麼變Mass is one of the names by which the sacrament of the Eucharist is commonly called in the Catholic Church,[1] Western Rite Orthodox churches and many Old Catholic, Anglican,[2] and Lutheran churches.[3] Apart from "Eucharist" others are the "Lord's Suppe...

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四個信天主教的家庭婦女

5月 31, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Mass.Gov有四個信天主教的家庭婦女在一起聊天……太太ㄚ雪說：「我的兒子是Priest（神父），每當他走進大廳時， 人們叫他Father（父親）。」太太ㄚ藍不甘示弱：「哼！我兒子是Bishop（主教），每當他走進大廳時，人們叫他Your Grace（閣下）。」太太ㄚ文更不服的說：「我Tool Name: Baynote, Inc. Recommendations The information below summarizes privacy policy terms related to content recommendations on Mass.Gov and is excerpted from the full Mass.gov privacy policy. Purpose: Displays relevant content ......

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帶一個女人來

5月 31, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Things to Do in Boston | Things to Do in Massachusetts | MassVacation.com一個騎兵在作戰中不幸被俘。 我們會殺掉所有俘虜，敵軍首領對他說：不過由於你在作戰中表現英勇，令人佩服，我可以三天后再殺，在此之前滿足你三個要求。現在，你可以提第一個要求了。 騎兵想也沒想，說：我想對我的馬說句話。 首領答應了，於是騎兵走過去，對他的馬耳語了一句。&nbsYour official guide to tourism in Massachusetts, the unofficial best place in the country. Find countless fun things to do from Boston to Berkshires! ... Upcoming Events Festival BetancesFri, Jul 17 - Sun, Jul 19, 2015 Blueberry FestivalSat, Jul 18, 2015 ...

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我生前也很喜歡吃蘋果...

5月 31, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art - Official Site我生前也很喜歡吃蘋果...這是真的一件事，心存善念，萬物不侵。在一個下著毛毛雨的夜晚.就在那條最長..最可怕的九彎十八拐的路上...計程車司機聽著收音機..口裡哼著歌開在那條路上....忽然.. 有個婦人在路旁招手要上車..司機不疑有他..就停下來..嗯..一路上..蠻安靜的..直到那婦人說話了..MASS MoCA (Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art) is one of the largest centers for contemporary visual and performing arts in the country. Housed on a sprawling 16-acre campus of restored 19th century buildings, MASS MoCA exhibits some of the most ......

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面對小孩無理索求時的必殺技

5月 31, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Massachusetts Department of Revenue - Mass.Gov我老子 ~ 對付我的方法時光倒回N年前，我 4 歲，老爸 33 歲「把拔～我要吃冰棒」父：不行，沒營養「我要吃!!!」父：別在街上吵，很難看「我要吃我要吃!!!!!!」中間哭鬧了5分鐘吧裫，其實在熱鬧的街上，拖著一個小鬼...吵死人的小鬼...是很丟臉的，今天換做是我一定會發火，但我老爸可是"真‧強The official website of the Massachusetts Department of Revenue. Information on taxes and forms, refunds, child support, local officials....

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