matt harvey

班花

3月 18, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Matt Harvey Statistics and History | Baseball-Reference.com  自習課，校長跑進來說：「請班長選三個人出來，我要班花。」班長很認真的請全班票選，選出了三個最漂亮的美眉……三個美眉很害羞的到校長室。「請問我們要做些什麼呢？」校長﹕「跟我去校長室搬花！」2015: 7-6, 3.11 ERA, 100 SO,Career: 19-16, 2.61 ERA, 361 SO, P, AllStar, Mets 2012-2015, t:R, born in Unite. 1989, 'Real Deal' ... Leagues historically made no effort to balance team, league, and player fielding stats. Since 1990 or so, computers have mad...

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死刑犯的最後心願

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Matt Harvey Stats, News, Pictures, Bio, Videos - New York Mets - ESPN  有一個死刑犯正要執行死刑。法警：「你死前還有什麼願望？」死刑犯：「穿上防彈衣。」   Get the latest news, stats, videos, and more about New York Mets starting pitcher Matt Harvey on ESPN.com. ... The Highland Mint Matt Harvey New York Mets Triple Play Photo Display Price: $99.99 Shop » Majestic Youth New York Mets Matt Harvey #33 Royal .....

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母親節快到了

3月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Matt Harvey Stats, Fantasy & News | mets.com    母親節到了，小明看見媽媽在廚房洗碗。小明：「媽，今天是母親節，你不要洗碗，去休息吧！」媽媽感動地拿起旁邊的手帕，準備要擦眼淚時…小明：「留著明天再洗吧！」Get all the latest stats, fantasy news, videos and more on New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey at mets.com. ... Harvey walks five in loss to Dodgers Mets right-hander Matt Harvey lost after allowing three runs on seven hits and five walks with four strikeou...

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哪一個比較痛？

3月 18, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Matt Harvey - New York Mets - 2015 Player Profile - Rotoworld.com  榴槤打頭、石頭打頭，哪一個比較痛？  答案：頭比較痛。Matt Harvey 2015 player profile, game log, season stats, career stats, recent news If you play fantasy sports, get breaking news and immerse yourself in the ultimate fan experience. ... Despite issuing four walks, Matt Harvey pitched well on the whole in ...

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還是沒有救…

3月 18, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Matt Harvey, SP, New York Mets, MLB Baseball - CBSSports.com    某天下大雨，精神病患們都跑出去淋雨，說是在洗澡…只有一位病人還待在室內。醫生：「你比他們正常多了喔！」那病人回答：「我哪像他們那麼笨？我要等熱水出來再去洗。」   Mets right-hander Matt Harvey battled on Saturday, but came away with his eighth win of the season in the 4-2 victory over the Diamondbacks. Harvey got off to a rough start, as he allowed a two-run home run to David Peralta with no outs in the first innin...

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最醜的一幅畫

3月 18, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Matt Harvey's portfolio | Digital design, web development, video editing and illustration  一對夫妻到美術館。近視很深的太太走到一幅畫前，對先生說：「這是我看過最醜的一幅畫！」先生：「那不是畫，那是鏡子。」Skilled in hand-coded HTML, CSS, WordPress CMS, video editing and Adobe Creative Suite applications such as Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Flash and Premiere, ... I am a front end web developer with four years of commercial experience including over two years in...

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