matt nat

黃玫瑰

4月 17, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Matt & Nat結婚二十五週年紀念日前不久，老公送了二十五枝長柄黃玫瑰到我的辦公室。幾天後，我將花瓣都摘下來自然乾燥。 紀念日當晚，我將黃色花瓣撒在床上，穿輕薄的性感睡衣躺在花瓣上。如我所望，老公很有反應，一看到我便叫道：「那是洋芋片嗎？」Matt & Nat is a vegan line designed in Montreal, Canada since 1995, with love. We build our collections not only to reflect the beauty of our natural surroundings but also those within it. To "live beautifully" means appreciating the humanity, creativity ...

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離婚的原因

4月 17, 2013

小安

kuso

Matt & Nat - Matt & Nat Accessories - Matt & Nat Bags - Women's Bags - ASOS.com離婚的原因 老張結婚二十年，最近居然決定 和 太太離婚，因為太太一生氣起來就會用盤子丟他。 他的朋友都勸他：「這麼多年都忍過去了，何必現在要離婚呢？」 老張無奈的說：「我實在受不了啦，因為她的盤子越丟越準了！」Click here to browse and buy from our range of Matt & Nat - Matt & Nat Accessories - Matt & Nat Bags - Women's Bags - ASOS.com ... MATT & NAT / Since launching in 1995 eco-friendly brand Matt & Nat has mastered the art of ethical bag making. This season ....

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母親和女兒的談話

4月 17, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Matt & Nat: Eco Friendly Womens Handbags and Purses | Bloomsbury Store一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話.............胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！我看，我乾脆下海算了！母：你要下海？？？？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！我要自殺！我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！！！母：哈！！我怎麼可能認不Matt & Nat are nature friendly, eco conscious womens handbags, purses and accessories. ... With the new Spring/Summer collection here we are loving Matt & Nat more than ever. Always made with the world in mind, MAT(erial) and NAT(ure) began in 1995....

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蘋果

4月 17, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Matt Nat - 相關圖片搜尋結果      幼稚園的老師在黑板上畫了一個蘋果，問小朋友：「老師畫的是什麼？？」小朋友一致回答：「屁股！」老師又問道：「再仔細看看。」「還是屁股。」小朋友異口同聲回答。老師被氣哭了！！園長知道了，趕快來到了教室，批評小朋友：「你們怎麼把老師氣哭了呢？」他一轉身，看到了黑板...

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怕老婆的男人

4月 18, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Matt Nat: Handbags & Purses | eBay - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e某大公司的主管平日十分怕老婆，也很好奇是不是每一個男人都是如此...於是找一天集合公司內所有已婚男士站在他前面問道：「現在，覺得自己平日怕太太的人站到我左邊，覺得自己平日不怕太太的人站到我右邊。」語罷，只見一陣騷動，眾人皆往左邊站，只有一人站到右邊，還有兩人站在原地不動。他首先問第一個站在原地不動的Find great deals on eBay for Matt Nat in Women's Clothing, Handbags and Purses. Shop with confidence. ... The Earth and all her inhabitants are close to your heart, but sometimes your vegan lifestyle makes fashion accessories hard to come by....

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因為水開ㄌ

4月 18, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

MATT & NAT PHOTOGRAPHY | About小鐘的學校禁止學生帶手機去上課,但小鐘可不管這項禁令。某天,他手機沒藏好,被老師逮個正著！老師很不高興地問：「鐘同學,你為什麼帶手機來呢？」小鐘很害怕地回答：「老師,這是手機造型的水壺啦！」誰知道好死不死,他的手機鈴聲居然剛好響起……老師火冒三丈地說：「請問,你的水壺怎麼We (Matt & Natalie) relocated back to the Cleveland area after spending the last 6 years in New York City with jobs in the entertainment and financial industries...

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