medal of honor

外國口音的困擾

7月 22, 2013

王采安

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Medal of Honor Mods, Medal of Honor Maps, Medal of Honor Downloads有一天我騎著機車在等紅綠燈突然後面傳來一個外國口音:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?我聽了嚇一跳!對他說:你幹嘛?大庭廣眾之下居然說這種話...於是他就轉向另一個人說的還是:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?後來綠燈亮了我就騎走...之後聽我朋友說他是一個傳教士而他說的是:嘿!小鬼頭!你信教了嗎?Medal of Honor Mods, Maps, Patches, and More. At FileFront's ... Final version of the Soviet Vixens, which I hope has no flaws... Fixes: Fixed issue with hair intersecting the fur hat Fixed texture errors Fixed missing files issue Content specifications: ...

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用牛解釋經濟模型

7月 25, 2013

林若綠

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Medal Of Honor Warfighter - EA - EA Games - Electronic Arts輕鬆一下用牛解釋經濟模型1. 社會主義你有兩頭牛，把其中一頭送給鄰居。2. 共產主義你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，只給你一點牛奶。3. 法西斯主義你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，回頭再把牛奶賣給你。4. 納粹主義你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，然後射殺你。5. 官僚主義你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，殺死Medal of Honor Warfighter delivers an aggressive, gritty, and authentic experience that puts gamers in the boots of today’s most precise and disciplined ... Powered By Battlelog Tweet Written by active U.S. Tier 1 Operators while deployed overseas and ins...

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哪種病人動手術最省事

7月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Medal of Honor Airborne - EA Games四個外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 第一個醫生說：「我認為是會計師，你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆。」第二個醫生說：「圖書館管理員也不錯，內臟都按分類排列。」第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師，他們理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗。」最後一Take to the skies in Medal of Honor Airborne, where you’ll drop into grueling ground attacks in a bid to turn the tide of WWII. ... The First Step is Everything. Tweet Take to the skies in Medal of Honor Airborne, where you’ll drop into grueling ground at...

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麻辣粉絲煲

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

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CMOHS.org - History of the Medal of Honor有人很喜歡“麻辣粉絲煲”這道菜。有一次他上飯館，又點了這道菜。但侍者告訴他，這道菜已經賣完了。「真的賣完了嗎？」他很失望地問。「先生，真的賣完了。最後一份賣給那桌的先生了。」侍者回答道。那人順著侍者的指點，看見有個很體面的紳士坐在鄰座。紳士的飯菜已經吃得差不多了，但那份&ldOn December 9, 1861 Iowa Senator James W. Grimes introduced S. No. 82 in the United States Senate, a bill designed to "promote the efficiency of the Navy" by authorizing the production and distribution of "medals of honor". On December 21st the bill was ....

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榨汁比賽

7月 25, 2013

陳新白

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Medal of Honor Recipients | Center of Military History某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您Medal of Honor Recipients The President, in the name of Congress, has awarded more than 3,400 Medals of Honor to our nation's bravest Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Coast Guardsmen since the decoration's creation in 1861. For years, the citations...

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拒絕的理由

7月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Planet Medal of Honor - News, Screenshots, Previews, Reviews, Guides男：妳頭髮的顏色真是美。 女：謝謝。你可以在轉角的西藥房內的第三陳列架找到方法？ 男：妳看起來像個美夢。 女：那就快回去睡覺？ 男：我可以感覺到妳要我。 女：沒錯，我要你．．．馬上滾。 男：我可以和你妳最後一支舞嗎？ 女：我腳剛剛Next Medal of Honor Unit Patch [ Comment ] 23:38 PST | | Print News | Category: Medal of Honor 2 - Medal of Honor 2010 In every Battlefield 3 case is a tease, just like Medal of Honor teased Battlefield 3, it's come full circle. Except, this time, if you ...

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