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裙子夾在屁股縫

8月 5, 2013

小安

kuso

BigChurch - Online Dating and Relationships for Christian Singles around the World. Bringing Christi甲和乙是好友，有一天，甲看到乙的眼睛黑青，甲連忙問乙的眼睛怎麼了？乙：我昨天在電車被人打的甲：為什麼會被打？乙：昨天在電車裡看到一個胖女生的裙子夾在屁股縫，我的覺得很不舒服， 所以我就幫她拉出來…結果就被打了甲：那為什麼兩眼都黑青呢？乙：因為她打我，我覺得很害怕，所以我又幫她塞回去&hPersons appearing in photographs may not be actual members. Other data for illustrative purposes only. © 2015 Global Alphabet, Inc. All rights reserved. Bigchurch SM and Big Church SM are service marks of Global Alphabet, Inc. Webmasters, Earn Money Caree...

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毒牙利舌

8月 5, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Meet the Pyro - YouTube阿桃和阿國是辦公室裡的一對寶，常常喜歡鬥嘴，平常沒事就「吐槽」 對方。  某日，阿桃請阿國順路載她一程，好說歹說，阿國還是答應了。  到了停放機車的地方，阿桃看到阿國的機車又破又爛，忍不住又丟出一 句：「拜託！這麼破又爛的機車幹嘛還要上鎖！」  阿國瞪大眼睛看著阿桃輕蔑The masked arsonist known only as "Pyro" has always been the most unknowable of the Team Fortress mercenaries. Until now. Today the mask comes off. Metaphorically. That's right: It's time to Meet the Pyro. Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play. For more informa...

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好消息和壞消息

8月 5, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Meet the Spartans (2008) - IMDb話說evil知道自己得了癌症時日不多,便跑去讓醫生檢查,> >>> >>隔天醫生通知他說"我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你"> >>> >>evil:好消息是....?> >>> >>醫生:你還有兩天可活> >>> >>evil:那壞消息是...?> >>> >>醫生:我昨天忘記通知你婦產科醫院的Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. With Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend t...

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7 個人，6 個王八蛋

8月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Meet Me - 影片搜尋7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼...

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提醒別人一些尷尬的事情

8月 5, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Meet the Medic - YouTube有一位教授在上倫理課,他告訴同學們如何提醒別人一些尷尬的事情比如說如果你們看見女孩子屁股上有草屑,你們應該委婉地說:姑娘,你的肩上有草屑,這樣女孩子往肩部看時,然后向下看就會看見了這時一個女學生舉手站了起來,說:教授,你領帶的拉鏈開了!一劇場裏，演出正在進行。 一位觀眾站起來沿著一排座位走進了廁所。Not every mad doctor lives in a castle surrounded by villagers with pitchforks. Sometimes they live in the trenches, where there's plenty of spare parts flying around and a pressing need to get inventive with them....

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你娘沒老爸喔

8月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Meet the Robinsons (2007) - IMDb一天... 我爸 我媽和我三個人在看電視突然...我媽的手機響了....手機離我很近我不經意地看一下來電顯示...不看還好...一看...驚呼一聲...這時我媽把手機拿起來接...我露出驚恐的表情...對一臉疑惑的我爸說: 爸爸 你明明就跟我們在一起啊電話不是你打的???為什麼媽媽的手機來電顯示"爸Directed by Stephen J. Anderson. With Angela Bassett, Daniel Hansen, Jordan Fry, Matthew Josten. Lewis is a brilliant inventor who meets mysterious stranger named Wilbur Robinson, whisking Lewis away in a time machine and together they team up to track do...

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