meeting up

老媽的需求

6月 11, 2013

小安

kuso

Meetup - Official Site三個離家闖天下成功的兒子聚在一起，討論各自送給老媽的禮物。大兒子說：『我為媽媽蓋了一棟大房子。』二兒子說：『我送給她一輛賓士，還附司機。』三兒子說：「我打敗你們了，你們知道媽媽非常喜歡讀聖經，你們也知道她的眼睛不好， 所以我送她的是一隻會朗誦全本聖經的棕色鸚鵡，總共動用二十名修道院的修士，花了整整十Helps groups of people with shared interests plan events and facilitates off line group meetings in various localities around the world....

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第三任丈夫

6月 11, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Meeting Agenda - California Coastal Commission在大飯店的餐廳裡有個婦人一直盯著附近一個紳士紳士感到很尷尬..決定走過去問個清楚..紳士客氣地問婦人 : 我們是否以前在什麼地方見過面婦人答道 : 我們從未見過面.可是你的樣子很像我第三任丈夫紳士問道 : 你結過三次婚嗎 ?婦人答道 : 不.只結過兩次!CALL TO ORDER. ROLL CALL. AGENDA CHANGES. GENERAL PUBLIC COMMENT. Public comments will be heard at 9:00 am for items not on the agenda, for no more than 30 minutes. For those unable to attend the early comment period, there may be ......

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諸葛亮鬥周瑜

6月 11, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Test a WebEx meeting. - Cisco WebEx — Online Meetings and Video Conferencing周瑜嫉妒諸葛亮的才智，總想找藉口殺他，在一次宴會上，周瑜故意對諸葛亮說：「孔明先生我吟一首詩你來對，對的出有賞，對不出以殺頭問罪如何？」諸葛亮從容笑到：「軍中無戲言，請都督說。」周瑜大喜，開口便道：「有水便是溪，無水也是奚，去掉溪邊水，加鳥便是雞。得志貓兒勝過虎，落坡鳳凰不如雞。」諸葛亮聽罷，隨口便Join a test WebEx meeting from your system or device. Then start hosting your own video conferences with screen sharing, messaging, and recording. ... Take a minute and try joining a meeting from this system. Just enter the information below to get starte...

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火辣公車女司機 爆笑笑話回帖

6月 11, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Meeting Planner – Find best time across Time Zones首長：同志們好！！士兵：首長好！！首長拍一士兵的胸部說：「這肌肉練得多好！」士兵：報告首長，我是女兵！！首長略一沉思：「瞎說，我再摸摸，不許騙首長…。」教授關心地問他的女博士們：「最近發的補助夠用麼？去買點漂亮的衣服吧，到時候出去玩的時候好穿。還有，你倆找到BF了麼？過兩天博士生複試的The World Clock Meeting Planner is used to find a suitable time to have a telephone conversation, web cast or meeting with participants in many time zones ... World Clock Meeting Planner Find best time across Time Zones Need to make a call to someone far ...

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易燃物

6月 11, 2013

何憶青

kuso

It's Not Just Standing Up: Patterns for Daily Standup Meetings易燃物老師問：「什麼是易燃物？」學生說：「我爸爸。」老師問：「為什麼？」學生說：「每一次我拿成積單回去，他馬上就發火。」不准通婚妻子和丈夫吵了架以後，氣憤地說：『我就是找了一個魔鬼也比嫁給你強！』丈夫立即回答：『你嫁不了魔鬼！法律規定，近親不准結婚......。』不甜的客人：『老板，這橘子甜不甜啊？Noticing that the activity at the wall has stopped, the team leader starts a large timer that the team had previously purchased; they were interested in how long the daily stand-up meeting actually took. One of the team members steps up to talk about the ...

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超級好男人

6月 11, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Meeting Senior Singles | Older People Dating & Meetup幾個男人在一家私人俱樂部中運動後進入更衣室休息，突然放在一條長凳上的手機響了起來，一個男人拿起它，接著就有如下的對話：男:"喂？女:"親愛的，是我。你在俱樂部嗎？"男:"是的。"女:"太棒了！我就在離你那兒只有兩條街區的購物商場內。我看見一條非常漂亮的貂皮大衣，它非常高貴華麗！我可以將他買下嗎？男:Meet older singles online! Find new date, friendship or senior love. Join now for free, browse thousands of profiles and find your perfect match!, Meeting Senior Singles ... Enjoy All of Our Fun Features: Search and browse profiles & photos Send flirts an...

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