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最有「把柄」的偷情

4月 22, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Microsoft Office for Mac Downloads and Updates | Office For Mac最有「把柄」的偷情 2個女人在郊外喝酒，一直喝到天濛濛亮。 回來的路上，她們內急難忍，於是硬著頭皮走進路邊的一片墓地。 因為沒帶手紙，第1個女人便脫下內褲擦了擦，並扔掉了內褲。 第2個女人發現旁邊有個花圈，便撕下輓聯擦了擦。 兩個女人回家後沒多久，他Browse downloads for all Microsoft for Mac products. Find the newest and most popular downloads and updates or register for Auto Update. ... Office 365 Personal Office 365 Personal enables you to install the latest full desktop version of Office applicati...

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五十歲生日

4月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Office for Mac | Office Blogs有位仁兄歡度五十歲生日.他洗澡時, 看著自己身體, 覺得很滿意.便對著自己的左右手說:[手啊手,五十歲生日快樂!]而後對自己的左右腳說:[腳啊腳, 五十歲生日快樂!]最後, 看著自己的那根玩意, 嘆氣:[你如果還活著的話, 應該有五十歲了吧?]這是前天發生在我朋友身上的真實故事:他一出門.就踩到了狗Word for iPad, Excel for iPad and PowerPoint for iPad are available in the App Store today as free downloads. These are the real Microsoft Office apps, optimized for touch and designed for getting work done on iPad. Read on to learn more about our mobile ...

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微積分課

4月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Microsoft Office - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回Microsoft Excel is a spreadsheet program that originally competed with the dominant Lotus 1-2-3, and eventually outsold it. It is available for the Windows and OS X platforms. Microsoft released the first version of Excel for the Mac OS in 1985, and the f...

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紅酒和白酒

4月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Microsoft Word - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一男娶二女過去有一對夫妻結婚30年，有一天，老公溫柔地對老婆說：「老婆啊！妳嫁給我已30年了，這幾十年來，妳一直為家庭奉獻，相當辛苦，我準備下週幫妳升官做為犒賞！」老婆開心的說：「你要升我什麼官？」老公說：「我下週要娶小老婆，所以，下週起妳就升為大老婆。」到了娶小老婆那天，大老婆就詢問老公：「你娶了Word for Windows [edit] A full-featured word processing program for Windows and Mac OS X from Microsoft. Available stand-alone or as part of the Microsoft Office suite, Word contains rudimentary desktop publishing capabilities and is the most widely used ...

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墜機事件

4月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Office一架豪華飛機在一場暴風雨中墜機了！裡面乘客全部罹難， 只存活了一隻馬戲團表演的猴子。警方只得抓猴子來問話。 警方：「要墜落地面的時候，乘客們在做什麼？」 猴子：「ㄨ！ㄨ！ㄍㄚ！ㄍㄚ！（表示在大叫）」 警方：「那空姐做什麼呢？」 猴子擺出在工作的樣子。 警方：「那...那機長呢？」 猴子很興奮的拍手。Try or buy Office 365 for Home or Business, view product information, get help and training, explore templates, images, and apps for Office. ... Welcome to the new Office From home to business, from desktop to web and the devices in between, Office delive...

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卡拉OK

4月 22, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

E-Book Gallery for Microsoft Technologies - TechNet Articles - United States (English) - TechNet Wik我有一哥兒們喝醉了，硬拉我們去卡拉OK，還說誰不去就跟誰吵，我們沒辦法把他扶上車，往他家直奔了去，騙他說是去卡拉OK，到了他家，他老婆開的門.......... 他一把抱住他老婆還笑嘻嘻的對我們說：這小姐挺漂亮的，有點像我老婆！他老婆臉色頓時就變了，只是看我們在沒有發作，就回睡房了那老兄招呼我們到客Download content for Azure, ASP.NET, Office, SQL Server, SharePoint Server and other Microsoft technologies in e-book formats. Reference, guide, and step-by-step information are all available. All the e-books are free. New books will be posted as they bec...

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