mini r59

你是正妹嗎

4月 30, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

2011 MINI Cooper S Roadster R59 specifications, information, data, photos 257675你是正妹嗎? 之前跟家人玩免費的線上遊戲，那是很健康的活動，可以用腳踩舞墊，像DDR那一種，有一次遇到線上男性玩家搭訕，直接問我:妳是正妹嗎?我二話不說，也很很直接的回他，『那請問你是正男嗎?』2011 MINI Cooper S Roadster R59 automobile specifications & information. Performance, fuel economy figures, dimensions and weights, engine power and torque, and general data like production numbers and designer. Similar contemporary car models also listed...

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耍小聰明

4月 30, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Mini Cooper & S Oil Filter Oem R55 R56 R57 R58 R59 耍小聰明 某人：「上帝啊！一百年對你來說算得了甚麼呢？」 上帝：「一百年就像一分鐘一樣。」 某人：「那麼，一百萬美金呢？」 上帝：「跟一個銅板差不多。」 某人：「好極了！上帝，借給我一個銅板怎麼樣？」 上帝：「我非常願意；不過，你稍等一分You can never change your oil too often - it's cheap insurance. Many people like to change their oil and filter in their brand new MINI at a very low mileage to eliminate any manufacturing residue that may have remained in the crankcase. Call it a 'final ...

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拉錯了啦~

4月 30, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Mini Coupé and Roadster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia話說剛才世博打電話給我說要我陪他去桃園送貨所以我就匆匆忙忙出門一到我家樓下就看到世博開著一輛小貨車車上載著好幾台電視原來是要送電視去桃園修理打開車門上車後我們就出發了可能是下班時間的關係路上車子好多好多看到那些鑽來鑽去的摩托車我跟世博一直幹譙後來想想自己騎摩拖車時也是這樣鑽來鑽去頓時感覺像是在罵自己The Mini Coupé is a sports car engineered and manufactured by the German automaker BMW under the Mini marque. It was unveiled in June 2011 and formally launched at the Frankfurt Motor Show in September 2011.[2] It is the first two-seater Mini.[3] It was j...

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這次你騙不了我

4月 30, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Black or Clear LED Brake Lights for MINI Cooper R56, R57 R58, R59園丁在果園抓到一個偷蘋果的小孩 送小孩去見園主的路上 小孩說把帽子忘在果園裡了 園丁說 好吧 你去拿 我在這等你 結果小孩一去不返 一星期後 園丁又捉到同一個小孩這次我一定要抓你去見園主等一等 先生 我把帽子忘在果園裡了這時園丁胸有成竹說道這次你騙不了我 你在這等我 我幫你去拿有一個少女到部隊裡,探Clear LED brake lights for the Gen2 MINI 2011 and newer. These are slightly different than the 07-10 model; the shape of the detail in the middle of the lens is more of a triangle shape than the round shape on the other models. Other than that they look a...

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高潮還沒到

4月 30, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

BMW and BMW mini and Porsche 996 997 991 carbon fiber and mirror for BMW E36 E46 E90 E92 E93 F30 F10阿明坐公車到大陸某市的高潮鎮. 因為沒去過,所以剛過兩站就開始問女售票員:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 過了兩站後,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 女售票員回答:「沒有.」 沒過幾分鐘,阿明又問:「高潮到了沒有?」 這時,女售BMW and BMW MINI and Porsche 996 997 carbon fibre parts and carbon fiber product and M3 M5 M6 side mirror for BMW BMW Mini Porsche Nissan GTR R35 WALD Nissan 350Z 370Z - carbon fiber specialist for BMW M3, BMW M5, BMW M6, Z3, Z4, AC ......

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動物的抱怨

4月 30, 2013

張千梅

kuso

MINI Performance Parts - Defenders of Speed, LLC Store動物的抱怨乳牛說：這麼多人喝我們的乳汁，卻沒有人叫我們一聲"媽"。烏賊說：滿肚子墨水，居然被叫成了賊。袋鼠說：唉，沒有錢，口袋再大也還是鼠類。老鼠說：唉，成天為了點兒吃喝，又怕殺鼠藥又擔心老鼠夾，怎麼能不老。蒼蠅說：我和蜜蜂本是一家的，只是口味不同而已，待遇卻天壤之別。蜈蚣說：這麼多雙腳，一輩子都買MINI Performance Parts 1st Gen R50 Hatchback Brakes and Suspension (R50) Engine Performance Parts (R50) 1st Gen R52 Cabrio Brakes and Suspension (R52) Engine Performance Parts (R52) 1st Gen R53 Hatchback Brakes and Suspension (R53) Engine ......

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