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十全八美

5月 15, 2013

王映夏

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MLB.com Shop - The Official Online Shop of Major League Baseball | MLB Store, Baseball Caps, Jerseys十全八美 有一對夫婦，老婆很沒有自信。成天打扮的很漂亮，問她老公，她漂不漂亮。老公說：「有啦！你有漂亮啦～」過了一下子，他還是問「你覺得我漂不漂亮？」老公不耐煩，回答他說：「有啦，你有十全八美啦！」他老婆很生氣問：「我有缺哪兩美？」她老公說；「有啦～你什麼都好，只是缺了內在美和外在美而以」The official MLB store for baseball caps, jerseys, bobbleheads, cards and authentic Major League Baseball autographed memorabilia....

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三叔 你這招實在是高啊

5月 15, 2013

陳覓雪

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New York Mets - Official Site三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交通規則,請下車接受處罰。" "我是市局的。"The official website of the New York Mets with the most up-to-date information on scores, schedule, stats, tickets, and team news. ... Enter for a chance to win a prize pack, including a monthly mortgage payment, two tickets to an MLB game, two official j...

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署通知出發，準備升空

5月 15, 2013

何海丹

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New York Mets Apparel, Mets Gear, Jerseys, Shirts | MLB.com Shop美國太空總署就任的上校太空中麥克，每次總署通知出發，準備升空他都必須放下手邊工作，緊急趕往太空梭等候出發可是每次都因天氣不佳或是機械故障，經常都中途取消任務，又無功而返有一回正當麥克在家睡大覺時，總署又通知出發任務他看到外面天氣狀況不太好，心想可能又是一陣忙碌準備坐在太空艙發呆，最後又取消任務賢慧的New York Mets Apparel is at MLB.com Shop. Only Official Mets Jerseys, Hats and Shirts are at the Official Site of the MLB. Shop Amazin's Gear from the best labels, such as Nike and New Era. The widest selection of official New York Mets Merchandise is at ...

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該洗澡了

5月 15, 2013

彭香珍

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MLB Shop, MLB Store, Baseball Fan Gear | Lids.com一個學生去看醫生，醫生檢查後說：「沒關係，注射一針就好了。」醫生拿藥棉在學生手臂上擦擦，如此反覆三四次。學生以為病重，擔心地問：「醫生，問題嚴重嗎？」醫生認真地說：「同學，你該洗澡了。」一個剛入伍的新兵在打靶的時後正好想上廁所.....『報告班長，我想上一號.....』班長大叫：一號給我過來，有人想Shop MLB hats, apparel, merchandise, and more at Lids.com! Find the latest jerseys, shirts, and more. Get FREE shipping on $50 orders or to any Lids store! ... The MLB Shop at LIDS has put together the perfect line-up of MLB gear and merchandise, includin...

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4個男人的對話

5月 15, 2013

林慕夢

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New York Yankees Gear, Yankees Store, Yankees Merchandise | Lids.com寢室裏一共四個人，甲有一台手提電腦，我和甲乙丙在電腦上看片子．乙的手機正在充電，他們用的是我的接線板．這時丙要用熱得快燒開水，接下來就發生了這段對話：丙：你先拔出來好嗎？”乙：你幹嗎？丙：我很快的，幾分鐘就好了。乙：一起插好了，拔出拔進麻煩死了。丙：那我插哪裡？乙：屁股後面不是還有個洞Shop for New York Yankees hats, apparel, and other gear at Lids.com. From fashion to fan styles, Lids.com has you covered. Receive free shipping on $50 orders!...

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最佳律師故事

5月 15, 2013

謝語蘭

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MLB Apparel - MLB Shop - Gear - MLB Baseball Merchandise - Clothing - MLB Team Store有一位北卡 Charlotte的律師買了一盒極為稀有且昂貴的雪茄，還為24隻雪茄投保了火險。結果他在一個月內把這些頂級雪茄抽完了，保險費一毛也還沒繳，卻提出要保險公司賠償的要求。在申訴中，律師說雪茄在「一連串的小火」中受損。保險公司當然不願意賠償，理由是：此人是以正常方式抽完雪茄。結果律師告上法院還MLB Apparel and MLB Merchandise Celebrate the return of baseball with new MLB Apparel from our MLB Store. Fanatics.com understands the passion that goes into being a fan, which is why we stock MLB Merchandise for devotees of all baseball teams. You're a ....

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