moet chandon rose

小姐，你像雞.....

3月 25, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Moët & Chandon - Official Site小姐，你像雞.....一女從計程車下車，司機突然從車里探出頭：小姐，你像雞！女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。 司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。然後女孩突然想起追著車喊： 運將，我相機，我相機！Imperial Moet & Chandon Impérial Imperial Moët & Chandon Rosé Impérial Grand Vintage Moet & Chandon grand vintage 2006 Grand Vintage Moet & Chandon grand vintage rose 2006...

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4個男人的對話

3月 26, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Moet & Chandon Rose Imperial - Wine.com – Wine, Wine Gifts and Wine Clubs from the #1 Online寢室裏一共四個人，甲有一台手提電腦，我和甲乙丙在電腦上看片子．乙的手機正在充電，他們用的是我的接線板．這時丙要用熱得快燒開水，接下來就發生了這段對話：丙：你先拔出來好嗎？”乙：你幹嗎？丙：我很快的，幾分鐘就好了。乙：一起插好了，拔出拔進麻煩死了。丙：那我插哪裡？乙：屁股後面不是還有個洞Wine & Spirits - "A soft rose touched by raspberry flavors, this is generous and juicy in the middle, cut by a sharp acidity in the finish. It hints at the scent of pressed flowers. For aperitifs." Moët & Chandon Winery The largest Champagne house in Fran...

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那年…我們的櫻木花道

3月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Moët & Chandon Champagnes: Fine and Vintage Champagne France, Luxury Premium Champagne這件事情是發生在很久很久的以前我還是可愛的國小生＝ˇ＝當我坐在教室裡看著我可愛的同學玩耍時我想起我們午餐前的體育課，體育課結束之後總有很多人買泡麵泡不知道是羨慕他們錢多，還是不爽他們不陪我吃難吃的午餐於是我跟另外一個經濟不好的同學，少屁了，簡單的說就是窮鬼但是我只是隨口說說「乾脆把冷水和熱水的按鈕交Explore the world of Moët & Chandon champagne: discover the finest vintage champagnes, visit the vineyards and cellars of the world's largest champagne house. ... Sharing success & glamour with the world has been our inspiration, our passion and our raiso...

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你有看過金庸的小說嗎

3月 26, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Moet & Chandon Nectar Imperial Rose一位中年人問年輕人：「你有看過金庸的小說嗎？」年輕人說：「沒有，只有看過電視劇。」中年人說：「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字，串起來會成為一首詩：『飛雪連天射白鹿，笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎？」年輕人說：「嗯…不知道，但是我有看羅琳（哈利波特作者）的小說，她寫的七本小說的書名的第一Rated 5 out of 5 Â by xhaltsalute Excellent Value We picked up a bottle of the Moet et Chandon Imperial Rose few months ago and it's been in our wine cellar until yesterday (Valentine's Day). It definitely exceeded our expectations and is an excellent val...

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智 商 測 試 器

3月 25, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Moët & Chandon Champagnes: Fine and Vintage Champagne France, Luxury Premium Champagne某廠生產了一種智商測試器， 獻給某知名廠商秘書要試一試，把腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「智商85 」，秘書很高興，機器說「智商90」，副總也很高興，總經理見大家這麼高興致，也去試一試。腦袋往裡面一伸，機器說「儀器珍貴，請大家小心使用，---------請不要往裡面放石頭」。上次事件發生後，廠家急忙升級，很Explore the world of Moët & Chandon champagne: discover the finest vintage champagnes, visit the vineyards and cellars of the world's largest champagne house. One of our key missions is to ensure that our champagnes are enjoyed responsibly. We must confir...

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龜兔賽跑

3月 25, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Poetic Pink Packaging : moet chandon Rose Imperial龜兔賽跑......兔子很快跑到前面去了 ......烏龜看到一只蝸牛爬得很慢很慢 ......對他說: 你上來，我背你吧......然後 ...... 蝸牛就上來了 .......過了一會.... ..烏龜又看到一只螞蟻...... 對他說:你也上來吧 ........於是螞蟻也上來了。螞蟻上來以moet chandon Rose Imperial - This Valentine's Day, surprise your sweetheart with a pretty pink bottle of the Moët & Chandon Rose Imperial champagne. The luxury wi... ... This Valentine's Day, surprise your sweetheart with a pretty pink bottle of the Moët ...

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