mojito調酒

7 個人，6 個王八蛋

6月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Mojito - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼Mojito (/moʊˈhiːtoʊ/; Spanish: [moˈxito]) is a traditional Cuban highball. Traditionally, a mojito is a cocktail that consists of five ingredients: white rum, sugar (traditionally sugar cane juice), lime juice, sparkling water, and mint.[1][2] The origina...

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心急的太太，她想要移除電腦程式

6月 10, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Mojito Cocktail Recipe - Allrecipes.com - Allrecipes - Recipes and cooking confidence for home cooks致?科技高手及各大電腦公司：您好，去年我把「男友5.0 版」升級到「老公 1.0 版」之後，發現系統的整體效能變差了，尤其是「送花」及「送珠寶」功能，這兩個功能，本來在「男友5.0 」軟體裡一點問題也沒有。此外，「老公1.0 」也把原來好用的軟體殺掉了，例如「羅曼蒂克 9.5」及「關懷 6.5 」，Muddled mint and rum. Similar to a mint julep, but made with rum instead of bourbon. This cocktail has recently become popular again. ... On Sale Change Settings Save and Close Hmm. None of these ingredients are on sale today. Show ingredients on sale Sor...

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測謊的機器人

6月 11, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Mojito調酒 - 相關圖片搜尋結果小明是一個喜歡跟父母說謊的小孩他的父母為了知道小明跟他們說的是否是真話於是.... 買了一台能測謊的機器人如果說謊 機器人就會賞他一巴掌---------------------------------------------------------------------------------有...

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提醒別人一些尷尬的事情

6月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Best Cuban Mojito Recipe | Authentic Cuba Cocktail Mixed Drink有一位教授在上倫理課,他告訴同學們如何提醒別人一些尷尬的事情比如說如果你們看見女孩子屁股上有草屑,你們應該委婉地說:姑娘,你的肩上有草屑,這樣女孩子往肩部看時,然后向下看就會看見了這時一個女學生舉手站了起來,說:教授,你領帶的拉鏈開了!一劇場裏，演出正在進行。 一位觀眾站起來沿著一排座位走進了廁所。Taste of Cuba will show you how to make the same mojito enjoyed by Hemingway in Cuba, plus hundreds of other tasty Cuban drinks and meals. ... There are countless recipes for the Mojito (pronounced moh-HEE-toh), but this version is for the one ......

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這個好笑

6月 10, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Mojito Recipe : Food Network這個好笑 - 郭春海有一個女子走進派出所，向辦理戶口登記的同志問“同志，我想給我孩子入戶口，請問怎麼？”一位同志說：“叫啥姓名阿？”那位女子露出了為難的表情，欲言又止。“有啥困難？請說出來，或許我們能幫上。”員警同志問。&ldqGet this all-star, easy-to-follow Mojito recipe from Melting Pot. ... Summer Party Ideas Grilled Shrimp with Chili Cocktail Sauce Trisha's Cheese-Stuffed Burgers Tomato, Onion & Cucumber Salad Balsamic Barbecue Chicken...

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魔高一丈

6月 10, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Mojito Cocktail Recipe - Rum Drink - Caribbean and Latin Food - Recipes and Cooking Tips巡警在海灘抓到一個偷補龍蝦的男子， 並指他未經批准擅自捕龍蝦違反漁獵法需罰款懲戒。 男子：「你這是什麼意思？我可沒有犯法， 這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物，我只是帶牠們出來散步！」 巡警：「一派胡言！」 男子：「是真的！牠們愛衝進海裡暢泳， 但只要我Traditional mojitos are made with mint, rum, powdered sugar, lime, and club soda. Serve these fashionable yet traditional mojitos at your next Havana or Cuban themed party. ... The mojito was born in Havana, Cuba. There are many variations of the drink. T...

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