mosh 歌詞

傻瓜提的問題

9月 10, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Eminem - Mosh Lyrics | MetroLyrics傻瓜提的問題教授：一個傻瓜提的問題，10個聰明人也回答不了。”大學生：“難怪我考試總也不及格。”  領到工資後A：“你猜我領到工資後會怎麼辦？”  B：“交給老婆？”A：“不，是存到銀Lyrics to 'Mosh' by Eminem. People, it feels so good to be back / Mosh with me now / You scrutinize every word, memorize every line / I spit it once, refuel, ... "Mosh" is track #7 on the album Encore. It was written by Young, Andre / Pope, Che / Mathers ...

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帳篷被偷了

9月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

EMINEM LYRICS - Mosh - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z帳篷被偷了A和他的助手一天晚上在山坡上搭起帳篷露營，睡到半夜，A推醒旁邊的助手，指著滿天的繁星問道：“看到這麼多星星你想到了什麼？ ” 助手沉思了半晌，說道：“天空真是無邊無際，每顆星星都相當於一個太陽，而我們居住的地球在太陽系裡只是很小的一顆行星，我們Lyrics to "Mosh" song by EMINEM: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it sta... ... I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation...

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動物對話的笑話

9月 10, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Eminem: Mosh (lyrics) - YouTube小兔說：“我媽媽叫我小兔兔，好聽！” 小豬說：“我媽媽叫我小豬豬，也好聽！” 小狗說：“我媽媽叫我小狗狗，也很好聽！ ” 小雞說：“你們聊，我先走了！” 小兔說：&ldquoNew Eminem song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxAj8-... Eminem: Mosh (lyrics)...

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搞笑的人生片段

9月 10, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Moshi Monsters Moshi Twistmas Lyrics - YouTube5歲時，適逢中秋，手拿一塊月餅去找鄰家小妹，想與她分享。不料小妹對月餅一見鍾情，抓過我拿月餅的手，連手帶月餅一通暴咬。 10歲時，為了替鄰家小妹從大胖手中搶回髮夾，向龐然大物發起自殺性衝鋒，雖然滿身落下傷痕，卻終於搶回四分之一個髮夾，歡天喜地送到小妹家時，卻被小妹的媽媽痛罵了一頓。 15歲時，托同學UPDATE: I don't play Moshi Monsters anymore, but I will leave the video up for you to enjoy. :) The lyrics to my third favorite Moshi Monsters song! Enjoy. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED. I also added the "Mama?" part after you requested. http://www.youtube.com/wa...

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經典哲理笑話

9月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

BRAND NEW LYRICS - Moshi Moshi - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z 水能載舟，亦能煮粥！ 開車無難事，只怕有新人！一個人並不孤單，想一個人時才孤單。生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。1歲出場亮相，10歲天天向上。20歲遠大理想，30歲發奮圖強。40歲基本定向，50歲處處吃香。60歲打打麻將，70歲處處閒逛。80歲拉拉家常。出生時你哭著，所有都笑著；離去時你笑著，所有Lyrics to "Moshi Moshi" song by BRAND NEW: I think I'm crazy, baby, let you off the hook to easy If you were a telephone, you'd still be off t......

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絕對經典搞笑

9月 10, 2013

王采安

kuso

Mosh (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 如果有人欺負你，告訴我！我把他的臉打成彩屏的，腦袋打成震動的，耳朵打成和弦的，鼻子打成直板的，門牙打成翻蓋的！我有一個請求：請我吃飯，希望你能滿足我。否則我將把你的手機號寫在牆上，前邊再加上兩個字：辦證。還要請我吃好，要不就寫：徵婚，男女皆可，條件不限。夜空一顆流星劃過，我連忙許了心願，希望你能變"Mosh" is a protest song by Eminem released on October 26, 2004 as a digital single, just prior to the 2004 presidential election. The video for the song is available for free on the Internet and encouraged voters to vote George W. Bush out of office. The...

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