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Marc Rich - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia系上曾有一個女孩子站到台上來演講;面對台下的一群同學,這女孩子很緊張,她用顫抖的聲音說:「我……我實在長得不怎麼樣,不過, 我長得『設備齊全、各就各位』!」這女孩話一說完,全班同學莫不哄堂大笑。現在,人家說一個女孩子長得很「賢慧」,可能會有別的解釋。什麼叫很「賢慧」呢?就Marc Rich (born Marcell David Reich; December 18, 1934 – June 26, 2013) was an international commodities trader, hedge fund manager, financier and businessman.[1] Active in the spot market for crude oil,[2] he became a commodities trader.[3] He was best k...

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Getting Rich: from Zero to Hero in One Blog Post流傳在記者圈的一個笑話一條蛇與一隻兔子在森林中的叉路相撞, 兩人爭吵一陣後竟然發現彼此都是瞎子,於是便惺惺相惜了起來。蛇泣道:「我從小就沒了父母,連水中的倒影也看不見。到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物」。「我也是耶?」 兔子也感傷的說。「我也不知道自己長什麼樣子...」一陣長談,蛇想出了一個點子。他跟兔Hi there. If we haven’t met, my name is Mr. Money Mustache. I’m the freaky financial magician who retired along with a lovely wife at age 30 in order to st...

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Mr. T - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備)然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea當面試Mr. T[1] (born Laurence Tureaud; May 21, 1952) is an American actor known for his roles as B. A. Baracus in the 1980s television series The A-Team, as boxer Clubber Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III, and for his appearances as a professional wrestler. Mr. T...

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Mr. Money Mustache — Early Retirement through Badassity檢舉 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~ 分類:休閒生活2011/01/19 12:41 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~跟朋友通 msn 時也常看到他的無厘頭打字我:你怎麼說著說著突然不見了??他:歹勢... 電鳥當雞我:....................他:呃...歹勢歹勢... 是電腦當機啦... X Welcome New Readers! Take a look around. If you think you are hardcore enough to handle Maximum Mustache, feel free to start at the first article and read your way up to the present using the links at the bottom of each article. For more casual sampling, ...

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Stop Coddling the Super-Rich - NYTimes.com乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鴿、乳豬等,並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明:因為現在房價太高了,所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗,說:「再造一個!」小明:我年紀太小,連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去!老師再次大汗:說再造一個!小明:老師我真的想不出來OUR leaders have asked for “shared sacrifice.” But when they did the asking, they spared me. I checked with my mega-rich friends to learn what pain they were expecting. They, too, were left untouched. While the poor and middle class fight for us in Afghan...

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Mr Rich - 相關圖片搜尋結果結婚過後??老王跟他的老婆已經結婚了八年距離上次做愛做的事情已經有好幾個月了不過老王似乎都沒什麼興趣忽然有一天老王:老婆,你可以脫一下衣服嗎?老婆:(心中竊笑,等了好久終於等到今天)迅速的脫掉了衣服老王:老婆,你可以站到鏡子前面嗎?老婆:(疑!難道是看A片學的新招嗎?沒關係,新花樣也好^^)立刻走到...

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