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您有馬上要用嗎？

8月 5, 2013

張易旋

kuso

List of Mr. Men - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia您有馬上要用嗎？ 新近遷入一設施完善的公寓住宅由於自宅位於六樓於是建設公司附贈緩降索一組，以備不時之需。某日至服務中心欲領取此一緩降索，不料竟出現如下對話.....「小姐你好，我是B3六樓的住戶，我想領取緩降索。」「對不起先生，我們主任現在不在，能不能請你下次再來。」「小姐，拜託你好不好，Mr. Bounce is the 22nd book in the Mr. Men series. Mr. Bounce is small and bounces around like a rubber, making life very difficult for him. One day, after banging his head on the ceiling from bouncing off a chair, Mr. Bounce has decided he's had it with ...

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英文是我的拿手項目

7月 25, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Lunar Eclipses for Beginners - MrEclipse IndexNew Girl是我前一家公司裡的一個妹妹。她長的嬌小可愛，大學一畢業就進到我們公司任職。不過，可能是因為和橘子一樣新鮮，所以發生了很多讓大家啼笑皆非的事件。 她報到的第一天，就偷偷問我，她的職缺前一任員工的離職原因。我也坦白告訴她，是因為前任員工自認英文能力不足，所以自請離職。New GIntroduction What is an eclipse of the Moon? What causes eclipses and why? How often do eclipses happen and when is the next eclipse of the Moon? You'll learn the answers to these questions and more in MrEclipse's primer on lunar eclipses. The Moon is a ....

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某地十分貧困

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Saturn V - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某地十分貧困。 一日，村子裡來了一支扶貧工作隊。隊員們對村裡的一切事物都感到好奇，他們不住停下來，向村民們詢問。 大家來到一處茅屋前時，被一個奇怪的現象吸引住了目光。只見一老一小爺孫倆正在屋前曬太陽，老的大約60多歲，而小孩只有兩三歲光景。孫子把手伸進爺爺的褲襠裡，興致勃勃地搗鼓Early in the planning process, NASA considered three leading ideas for the Moon mission: Earth Orbit Rendezvous, Direct Ascent, and Lunar Orbit Rendezvous (LOR). A direct ascent configuration would launch a larger rocket which would land directly on the l...

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下象棋也能占人便宜

7月 5, 2013

張碧文

kuso

RocketTheme - Joomla Templates, WordPress Themes, Magento Templates and phpBB Styles這是個經典的笑話,就是稍微長了點: 甲:哎呀~好久不見了~最近你爸好嗎? 乙:托您的福~硬實著那~怎么你認識我爸? 甲:當然了~不但認識~而且熟的很. 乙:是嗎? 甲:是啊~他現在還是那么愛下象棋? 乙:是啊~你知道他愛下象棋? 甲:不但知道~以前還經常和老爺子一起下象棋那. 乙:我怎么不知道. 甲Joomla! templates club that offers professional quality designs for its members. New Joomla! templates released every month....

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我也要！我也要！

7月 25, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Solar Eclipses for Beginners - MrEclipse Index一架飛機上有一對男女坐在一起，〔他們並不認識〕女的開口說要一杯果汁…男：我也要！我也要！女：空中小姐，請再給我一些水果，謝謝…男：我也要！我也要！〔怕吃虧，因為機票很貴，想撈點本〕後來女的又小小聲的告訴空中小姐一些話，男的根本沒廳到，卻趕緊說：我也要！空中小姐微笑的說：「This page is a basic introduction and explanation of how solar eclipses take place. It includes a preview to upcoming eclipses of the Sun. ... Introduction What is an eclipse of the Sun? What causes eclipses and why? How often do eclipses happen and when ...

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夫妻對話

7月 25, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Exhibitions | National Air and Space Museum（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話（3）妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」夫妻對話（4）妻：「來看看我有沒有斷Exhibitions at the National Air and Space Museum and the Udvar-Hazy Center ... One Museum, Two Locations Visit our Museum and other popular Smithsonian destinations on the National Mall in Washington, DC, or visit our Udvar-Hazy Center in nearby Chantilly...

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