mre menu 19

真的瘦了

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

MRE Review: Menu No.19 Beef Patty, Jalapeno Pepper Jack - YouTube  阿珠：聽說阿美為了減肥，參加了騎馬俱樂部？阿花：對啊，她去一個多禮拜了！阿珠：怎麼樣？成果如何？阿花：不錯啊！那匹馬瘦了快二十公斤了！ Here's the first of the reviews of the stuff from the Mystery Benefactor. This one is a Menu No.19 Beef Patty, Jalapeno Pepper Jack from 2013. I found the Beef Patty to be very tasty and flavorful. It's definitely one of the boldest named entrees of all-t...

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都是歪理

3月 18, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

MRE Menus | MRE Info期末考結束，老師特別問幾個同學為什麼成績這麼差。 大毛：「因為我的脖子扭傷！」  小強：「因為我的眼鏡度數不夠！」 阿呆：「因為我等得睡著了！」 小明：「因為前面同學個子太高了！ 老師：「……」大毛：「你知道一氧化碳的哥哥叫什麼嗎？」 小毛：「二氧化碳」 大毛：See the official MRE menu listings for all production years, as provided by Natick and Defense Supply Center Philadelphia (DSCP). ... U.S. Military MRE menus have changed greatly over the past 18 years. Since MRE XIII (1993 Date-of-Pack), 70 new items hav...

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小白兔和長頸鹿

3月 18, 2013

陳新白

kuso

MRE's - Meals Ready to Eat Meals - The Ready Store® - Always Here | Always Ready™  小白兔和長頸鹿在聊天。長頸鹿：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我吃東西時，食物會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真美味！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的看著他。長頸鹿繼續說：「你都不知道有脖子長有多好！我喝水時，冰涼的泉水會從脖子慢～慢的滑下去，真舒暢！」小白兔面無表情，冷冷的說：「你吐過嗎？」Buy MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat) from us and save! We sell bulk MRE cases, individual meals and MRE heaters at discount prices. Military grade. Fast Shipping. ... What is R eady Q? The Food Storage You Want, When You Want It Add products to your queue...

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超級難的邏輯思考

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Meal, Ready-to-Eat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia從前有一隻狗狗前面有一隻貓貓前面有一隻鼠鼠後面有一隻貓貓後面有一隻狗請問狗的後面是什麼？答案：蟲。........因為"從"前有一隻狗…The Meal, Ready-to-Eat – commonly known as the MRE – is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facili...

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寶卡卡

3月 18, 2013

謝半松

kuso

MRE Chicken and Egg Noodles - Emergency Essentials | Food Storage & Emergency Preparedness Supplies這是一個真實故事。某天，女孩去圖書館念書，她帶了一包寶卡卡。坐好位子、把寶卡卡放著，開始念書…沒想到對面的男生，竟然把寶卡卡拿去打開，吃了起來。她覺得莫名其妙，一氣之下，她把寶卡卡拿過來，也吃了一個。結果，兩個人就這樣拿來拿去、吃來吃去。最後只剩下一個，絕的是，那個男生還分一半給女生&Approx. Weight N/A Additional Info The shelf life of an MRE is 5-7 years under appropriate storage conditions. While we procure our MREs fresh, there is an unlikely chance of receiving an MRE up to 18 months in age. These MREs are still in prime condition...

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情書

3月 18, 2013

何新冬

kuso

MREs (Meals Ready-to-Eat) Box B, Genuine U.S. Military Surplus, Menus 13-24 - Camping Freeze Dried F小明很喜歡坐同一部校車的一位女生… 一天，他鼓起勇氣傳紙條給坐在後面的女生， 紙條上寫著：「我是小明，我很喜歡妳，如果妳願意跟我作朋友，請把紙條傳回來；如果妳不喜歡我，請把紙條丟到窗外去。」 過了一會兒，女生把紙條慢慢傳回來了，小明高興地把紙條打開… 紙條上寫著：「窗戶打Case of 12 genuine military spec Meals-Ready-to-Eat. Each meal includes water-activated flameless ration heater, entree, desert, snack, beverage powders, and accessory pack. Average 1250 calories per meal. Case weighs approximately 21 lbs. Photos do not r...

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