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MSDN-the microsoft developer network三個人下了地獄,一個農夫,一個工人,一個妓女。 閻王問農夫:你生前做過什麼好事沒有? 農夫說:我種了好多糧食,養活了好多人! 閻王說好,就給了他一把金鑰匙,表示通往天堂的鑰匙。 然後閻王繼續問工人:你生前做過什麼好事沒有? 工人說:我生產了好多東西給Find resources for developers, such as tools, code samples and more on the Microsoft Developer Network. Build apps for the web, Windows Phone and Xbox ... Build and debug modern web and cloud applications. Code is free and available on your favorite ......

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MSDN Blogs - MSDN Blogs美國聯邦法律規定: 1)不得與豪豬發生性關係。(靠,誰敢呀) 2)每週四晚6:00以後不得放P。(以後還真要小心了,別一不留神坐牢了還不知為啥) 3)任何人不得銷售其子女。(好像中國也不許吧?) 阿拉巴馬州: 無論任何時候,將冰激淋卷放在口袋裡是違法的。(有病啊~~) 阿肯色州: 男性可以合法毆打其Learn more about the MSDN Blog Platform at the MSDN Blogs - Help blog! Provide Site Feedback on MSDN Blogs Check on the status of the MSDN blogs at MSDN and TechNet ......

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DirectX 12 - DirectX Developer Blog - Site Home - MSDN Blogs你怎麼唸 "English"宜蘭三星蔥農李大白小時侯把 English讀為"陰溝裡洗",現在天天在水溝裡洗青蔥。桃園謝株養小時侯把 English 讀為 "閹割你去",現在是大同種豬場董事長。李遠哲小時侯把 English 讀為"因果聯繫",現在是國際聞名的科學家。林俊義小時侯把 English 讀What's the big deal? DirectX 12 introduces the next version of Direct3D, the graphics API at the heart of DirectX. Direct3D is one of the most critical pieces of a game or game engine, and we’ve redesigned it to be faster and more efficient than ever befo...

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Xbox LIVE Indie Games - xbox live indie games development書名趣談一位中年人問年輕人:「你有看過金庸的小說嗎?」 年輕人說:「沒有,只有看過電視劇。」 中年人說:「那你知道金庸寫的十四部小說的書名的第一個字,串起來會成為一首詩:『飛雪連天射白鹿,笑書神俠倚碧鴛」嗎?」 年輕人說:「嗯…不知道,但是我有看羅琳(哈利Dream.Build.Play Winners! 11/21/2012 Meet the 2012 Dream.Build.Play Chall... Dream.Build.Play 2012 Challenge – Submit Your Game... 5/25/2012 It's time to submit your game for the 2012 Dream.Build.Play Challenge! Indie Games Price Frequency Change 5/22 ......

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Your ELMS for MSDNAA Web Store | OnTheHub[一般] 三叔,你這招實在是高啊 三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事?" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交How to find your web store. To help serve you better, your ELMS for MSDNAA web store has been moved to a new location (new domain). To easily find your web store, you can use our School Search. Once you have found your web store, please update your ......

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