mustang wanted dead

乳字的含義

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Mustang Wanted | Facebook乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等，並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗，說：「再造一個！」小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！老師再次大汗：說再造一個！小明：老師我真的想不出來To connect with Mustang Wanted, sign up for Facebook today. Sign UpLog .... Remove. Pale Rider DEATH FEARS HIM....

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愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Mustang Wanted Dead?? When April Fools Goes too Far! - Mpora愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受 十個男人九個風流，十個女人，只有一個能讓男人風流 當男人喜歡一個女人的時候，他就會表現出風度； 當女人知道那個男人喜歡自己的時候，她就索求無度 女人先表現自己大方，男人就不敢小氣 人生的三大悲劇：美人會老、愛情會冷、婚姻會舊&1 Apr 2014 ... But legendary Extreme Urban Adventurer Mustang Wanted, famous for climbing tall buildings with little ......

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Mustang Wanted - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～In August 2014, Mustang Wanted climbed Kotelnicheskaya Embankment Building in Moscow, painted the upper half of ......

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Mustang Wanted讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊First, I must tell you, that the following videos and photos feature stunts performed by professionals. I really insist that no ......

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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

8 Death-Defying Photographs That Will Make Your Palms Sweat教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的24 Mar 2013 ... Ukrainian Spider-Man and amateur stuntman "Mustang Wanted" scales high-rise structures to pose for ......

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兩個外國人吵架的內容過程

7月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Ukraine's Crazy Building-Climber Is Still Alive, Somehow - CityLabA: Hello!哈囉B: Hello?哈囉A: Hello!Hello! Did u hear me?哈囉！聽的到嗎？B: Who is this?你是誰？A: Hey! Turn the (消音)ing TV down!喂！把你的電視關掉！B: Who is this? Hello?你是誰？喂？8 Apr 2014 ... Ukraine's "Mustang Wanted" continues to amaze with rooftop stunts like ... With the way he's able to pull his body up from a dead-weight hang over a tower's edge, those fingers must be ......

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