my favorite movie

有蚊子叮我，睡不著嘛！

8月 1, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

My Favorite Westerns | A Celebration of Western Movies… Pardner !一妻子喜歡房事，只要丈夫一閉上眼睛，她就會不斷地翻身揮手加以阻擾，丈夫問：「妳為什麼不睡覺呢？」「有蚊子叮我，睡不著嘛！」妻子撒嬌地回答。丈夫一聽她的語氣，自然明瞭她的意思，於是便與她相好，妻子滿足了之後，便安穩的睡覺。丈夫望著自已的寶貝，不禁感嘆道：「與它相處幾十年，竟不知它居然有這等好本事。」「A Celebration of Western Movies... Pardner ! ... You must be the one they call ‘The Kid’. Earps and Wesson Old Tucson Fire / 1995 Nearly 40-percent of Old Tucson, including many of the most-famous wood structures, was destroyed by fire on April 24, 1995....

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年輕人你太神了，你能治．．．？

8月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews - YouTube公園有對情侶正在甜蜜．．．．．女孩撒嬌說：我牙痛！男孩於是吻了女孩一口問：還疼嗎？女孩說：不痛了！一會女孩又撒嬌的說：我脖子痛！男孩又吻了吻女孩的脖子，又問：這回還疼嗎？女孩很開心的說：不痛了！旁邊一老太太站著看了半天了忍不住了，上前就問說：年輕人你太神了，你能治痔瘡不？Soundtrack del film 'Tutti insieme appassionatamente' di Robert Wise, 1965....

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八八媽媽要驢婚了

8月 1, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Hulu - Official Site八八媽媽要驢婚了前幾天去表哥家裡拜訪，順便看兩個可愛的小侄進到表哥家，感覺氣氛有點異常，表哥表嫂臉色都僵住了看起來剛剛好像發生過家庭革命表哥表嫂突然說要出門一下我也就尷尬的說好，順便幫忙帶小朋友看她們玩了一下三歲多的小姪女就黏了上來，開始一直講話一直講話呼嚕嚕的有些都聽不太懂突然有一句：姨，什麼是ㄌWatch TV shows and movies free online. Stream episodes of Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, SNL, Modern Family and many more hit shows. It appears that software on your computer is blocking JavaScript. To enjoy Hulu.com, you'll need to enable JavaScript in ......

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當漂亮女生上課遲到…

8月 1, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

The Princess Bride (1987) - IMDb講台上老師阻止了正從後門準備溜進來聽課的漂亮女生。 「站住！你看看幾點了你才來上課！」 「對不起老師，我沒帶錶，手機又沒電了，所以我也不知道幾點了，你如果真的想知道，你就問問其他同學吧，我來的比較晚，走的比較急，你就先讓我休息一下，喘口氣吧。」 「停！停！停！你怎麼大學生還不明白我的話嗎，我是說你上Directed by Rob Reiner. With Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest. A kindly grandfather sits down with his ill grandson and reads him a story. The story is one that has been passed down from father to son for generations. As the g...

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人非聖賢，說錯無罪

8月 1, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Netflix - Official Site人非聖賢，說錯無罪記得之前高中的時候學校離火車站還有點距離，所以出了火車站還得騎腳踏車到學校由於路途遙遠，基本上賴床是常有的事情不過這不是重點有一次學校補考，我又睡過頭了很緊張了搭了火車，想打通電話給老師報備一下我勒！手機沒電剛好火車又誤點到了車站又不巧腳踏車又烙鍊真是屋漏偏逢連夜雨，再衰也沒這麼衰Watch Movies & TV Shows Online or Stream right to your TV via Xbox, Wii, PlayStation & many other devices. Start Your Free Trial Today. ... Use of the Netflix service and this Web site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. About ....

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拿著牙刷

8月 5, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

The Blues Brothers (1980) - IMDb爸: 我的好孩子你拿著牙刷在幹甚麼?子: 沒有啦！只是擦屁屁時候，便便走進了指界隙縫而已......爸: 那好像是我的牙刷耶......子: 是呀!爸: 那麼只是今天的事嗎?子: 才不是啦......最近學擦屁屁經常都會這樣，已經一個星期多了。Directed by John Landis. With John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, James Brown, Cab Calloway. Jake Blues, just out from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and brother Elwood were raised....

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