my god my car

這應該是台北的房子

9月 27, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Joe. My. God. 3年前為了包二奶, 買了一套20萬房子給二奶住。 每個月給二奶 1500 塊錢。今年跟二奶分手了,把房子賣了。 賣得50萬算下來，白玩了二奶3年多,最後還賺了30萬。 感謝州政府,感謝房地商,原來包二奶也是一種投資。 後來被老婆知道了,老婆一個巴掌甩過來說：What took them so long? Gay and lesbian couples are featured prominently in Tylenol's new #HowWeFamily campaign, which aims to change the face of the American family. A same sex prom couple and two gay dads with a baby are among those featured in the ......

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有錢就是娘

9月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Dear God, My Mother Has Alzheimer’s Disease. Please Help Her Die 【小蝌蚪找媽媽】 小蝌蚪們遇到了烏龜，問：「請問您看見過我們的媽媽嗎？」 烏龜大笑起來： 「傻孩子我可不是你們的媽媽， 不過我知道她在哪裡！上車吧，我載你們去找她！」  小蝌蚪們看了看車大哭說：臥曹！藍寶堅尼！「媽媽！你就是我們的媽媽呀！」  It’s Mother’s Day tomorrow, I should have sent a card, I should have sent flowers. I have sent nothing. My mother no longer knows me and is in the later stages of Dementia. She knows no one. My guilt for not sending gifts or visiting for that matter is ho...

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我懷孕了孩子不是你的

9月 27, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Funny n Hilarious GIF 女友突然打電話給我：「親愛的，我懷孕了」 我：（興奮中...... ）她：「對不起孩子不是你的...... 」我大怒：「！！！！！滾你媽逼！！！！！」 她又說：「是咱倆的......」 我掛斷電話，現在她在屋外跪求原諒中...Photos that keep you entertained and your friends laughing...

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紙飛機

9月 27, 2013

張碧文

kuso

The day I left my son in the car - Salon.com 我的朋友小明，做過一件浪漫的事情。 有一天他看到喜歡的女孩在樓下， 立即折了一架紙飛機朝她飛去。 飛機像有魔力似的，不偏不倚正好落在女孩胸前。 她轉過頭，看到小明在樓上大聲地朝她歡呼大叫： ：「還說不是飛機場哈哈哈哈哈......」   Tuesday, Jun 3, 2014 11:00 PM UTC The day I left my son in the car I made a split-second decision to run into the store. ... The day it happened was no different from most; I was worried, and I was running late. I was worried because in a few hours’ time ...

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在腿上畫畫是否太神奇

9月 27, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

The Blues Brothers (1980) - Quotes - IMDb [Elwood Blues Jake Blues has a fight over the police car Elwood Blues got after he traded away the original bluesmobile for a microphone] Elwood: You don't like it? Jake: No I don't like it... [Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbrid...

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情侶騎機車姿勢透露出想傳達的訊息 （圖）

9月 27, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Mysterious bug under my skin, crawling on my scalp - Undiagnosed Symptoms - MedHelp每次在馬路上的時候，你會偷觀察機車騎士嗎？ 有時候可以看到一家三口溫馨的畫面，但有時候也會看到開放情侶檔.... 讓我們一起來看看，摩托上的情侶都在做些什麼事吧！   每次遇到紅燈很久時，冷不防地想要偷看別人在幹嘛，在想什麼事 揣測他們內心的os，想一想也是蠻有趣的吧 常常看到很多的情況是This is my first post, I've been reading this forum for about a month now, reading about evetything from how to cure scabies to mites. I'm 27 years old, live in Dallas Texas and here ......

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