my vision is augmented

神父笑話合集

6月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Mini Augmented Vision is a cool concept trying to solve Google Glass failings | Ars Technica有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢If, like me, you've ever tried to wear sunglasses over your regular glasses on a sunny day, you'll know how the Mini Augmented Vision glasses kind of feel. SAN FRANCISCO—The first iteration of Google Glass was a valuable experiment. It started out as a ne...

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三隻小豬

6月 24, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Microsoft's HoloLens is no joke: My reality augmented with Skype, Minecraft - CNET從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的Microsoft's HoloLens is no joke: My reality augmented with Skype, Minecraft At its Windows 10 event, Microsoft shows off a convincing prototype that floats 3D images before your eyes and can change the look of real-world objects. So where does it go from ...

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你走開啦 ..我先來的

6月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

CastAR's Vision of Augmented Reality Is Fun for the Whole Family我朋友，他女朋友是在超商打工的。昨天值晚班， 那時候已經是午夜了，他去接他女朋友下班，看到他女朋友在櫃檯裡結帳，他也陪他女友一起在櫃檯那裡，不過他是蹲著的，所以在外面看不到他；一切都是發生的那麼突然，有一個帶全罩式安全帽的人衝了進來，手上還拿著把刀，當那人要說把錢拿出來時，就在這9千 5百CastAR's projected augmented reality specs have come a long way. Back in May 2013, the headset was little more than a hacked together idea by ex-Valve engineers, formed under the new company Technical Illusions. Then that idea grew with a hugely successfu...

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不可能認不出來

6月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

MY BIBLE IS AUGMENTED - YouTube一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話.............胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！我看，我乾脆下海算了！母：你要下海？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！我要自殺！我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！母：哈！我怎麼可能認不出你。只要找After blocking the door with the fridge, he went hulk and sent that shit flying across the room. He then got possessed by the devil and started floating up and down while sucking on his thumb. After watching for a bit, I promptly performed an exorcism, ri...

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吸血蝙蝠

6月 24, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

The Elder Scrolls VI: [Insert Location Here] - Augmented Vision在一個村落的附近，有一個山洞， 裡面住著一群蝙蝠，這群蝙蝠靠著吸血維生。 某一年，村落裡鬧血荒，這群蝙蝠都餓昏了…… 但是呢，有一天晚上，其中的一隻蝙蝠從山洞外飛回來， 嘴角外竟沾滿了鮮血。洞內的蝙蝠都很好奇， 為什麼那隻I would like to say that I think Orsinium would be my favorable land space and you say that it’s ruled out because it was sacked. I see this as a quest line like taking out a bunch of Redguard camps to let the place be rebuilt. Also there is the matter of...

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三罐貓罐頭

6月 24, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Augmented Reality擴張實境技術用在「衛生棉廣告」，效果輕鬆達成 (Mr. 6)有一位穿著簡陋老太太去超級市場買了三罐貓罐頭， 正拿去結帳時，結帳小姐 說：「老太太，妳必需把貓抱來，確定妳有養貓， 我才可以賣給妳，有些窮老人 是會吃貓罐頭的！」老太太沒辦法～就把貓抱來給結帳小姐看。 隔天，老太太又去超級市場買了三罐狗罐頭，&nb使用QR code當AR的marker的好處是可動態下載不同圖形,程式可以不必更新便可使用,尤其手機上的軟體問題,不然廣告公司會抱怨你的程式軟體散佈不廣(每次新圖形需要從零開始散佈),這是另一家公司使用QR code的作法: QR-based Augmented Reality by IT-Arts ......

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