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夫妻生活妙語錄

3月 20, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Nail polish - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia夫妻生活妙語錄【吃飯篇】老公：「晚上想吃甚麼？」我：「都可以啊，沒有特別想吃的」老公：「給你選好了！」﹝我停在路邊想了五分鐘後﹞我：「不然就隨便吃個麥當勞好了」老公：「可是…我比較想吃牛排ㄝ」我：「……」﹝O.S.那你就直說嘛！還讓我想這麼久幹嘛？﹞【點餐篇Nail polish is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernails or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plate. The formulation has been revised repeatedly to enhance its decorative effects and to suppress cracking or flaking. Nail polish consis...

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三隻小豬

3月 20, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Free Nail Polish Samples by Mail | Nail Polish Freebies從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的Free Nail Polish Samples by Mail Get a free 4-Piece Julep “Valentine’s Day” Maven box. Use code BEMINE. Grab it here! Get a free 3-Piece Julep “Beauty-full” Welcome Maven box. Use code HOORAY. Grab it here! Hurry because this offer ends 1/30/2015....

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神父笑話合集

3月 20, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

nail - definition of nail by The Free Dictionary有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢"But," said the Spectator, "you said in your famous speech before the Society for the Prevention of the Protrusion of Nail Heads from Plank Sidewalks that Kings were blood-smeared oppressors and hell- bound loafers....

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世界上最大威力的一句話

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Dollar Nail Art - The best selection of nail art supplies on the Internet.[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。Beautifully decorated nails like these are just a click and a dollar away. Dollarnailart.com has the best selection of nail art supplies to be found on the Internet. Everything you need to create fabulous nail art designs from Bullion to Studs, from Rhine...

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何謂行銷

3月 20, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Star Nails不懂行銷？沒唸過MBA？ 沒關係！本文讓你三分鐘了解行銷 你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩， 你走過去並且對她說：『我在床上很厲害哦！』 這叫直銷 你跟一群朋友參加宴會，看到一個漂亮女孩。你的朋友走過去， 指著你，並且跟她說：『他在床上很厲害哦！Star Nail : Star Nail International & Eco Nail Systems: Artificial Nails, Soak Off UV Nail Color, UV Gel, Acrylic, Accessories and More - Accessories Brushes AcryGel Acrylics Fiberglass Implements Nail Tips Pedicure Sanding Implements Sanitation Glues ......

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榨汁比賽

3月 20, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

NAILS Magazine : Dedicated To The Success Of Nail Professionals某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您NAILS Magazine is the number one resource for the professional nail care industry, featuring nail art, technique demos, business and marketing guides, salon décor, product ......

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