naughty boy

標題 [趣事]學生真有創意

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Naughty Boy - La La La ft. Sam Smith - YouTube我在國中教書今天上課分小隊這學期我規定每隊隊名裡面一定要有"動物"然後要在五個字以內之所以有字數的限制是因為之前有小隊取個史上無敵超霹靂麻辣旋風海綿寶寶他哥海綿體寶寶小隊 之類的隊名儘管很長很酷 但我還是很無情的簡稱他們是史上小隊讓他們一直該 為了避免這種困擾 所以才有字數限制創意就是在有限資源裡發Watch Naughty Boy's La La La music video on Vevo. http://bit.ly/1LepMd4 Don’t miss our daily premieres, awesome performances and killer playlists – discover your new fave! From Naughty Boy's debut album "Hotel Cabana" AVAILABLE NOW - Download: http://po.s...

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電燈泡

8月 5, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Naughty boys在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--Do not put that object into your mouth.意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴..告訴你，世事無絕對！有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到When the boys get horny, you better get ready ;) ... View high resolution jlesaimegrosses: Doing homework That’s a perfect one ! I could take care of him every fucking day !...

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報上所寫的事

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

La La La (Naughty Boy song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia『早報！早報！十五塊錢一份！』 一位男士買了一份報紙，然後對賣報生說： 『喂！這上面明明寫著十塊錢一份呀！』 『哦！你認為報上所寫的事，都是真的嗎﹖』 顧客打電話到餡餅店叫外賣 店員問：餡餅要切成四塊還是六塊 顧客說：四塊好了我想我吃不下六"La La La" is a single released by British producer Naughty Boy, featuring vocals from Sam Smith. It was released on 18 May 2013 as the second single from Naughty Boy's debut album, Hotel Cabana (2013). The track reached number one in 26 countries, includ...

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要炒飯又要吃雞

8月 5, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Naughty Boy - Wonder ft. Emeli Sandé - YouTube一群好友聚會,情侶和夫妻共有五對,恩恩愛愛,你儂我儂.大夥一起吃晚餐的時候,蛋炒飯上來了.小紅對男友說:「我要炒飯.」嗯……炒飯.於是,其他人用很曖昧的眼光看著這一對小情侶說:「嗯…炒飯,炒飯,炒飯.」小紅這時候發現自己的語病,就很不好意思的低下頭.過沒多久As heard on 'Hotel Cabana' US Pre-order the album now: http://smarturl.it/hotelcabanaNB" US Debut Album Available May 6th Follow Naughty Boy http://www.facebook.com/NBoyMusic http://www.twitter.com/naughtyboymusic Music video by Naughty Boy performing Won...

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好友小榮

8月 5, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Naughty Boys of Finchley Homepage老公這天提早下班，他回到家，赫然看到老婆衣衫不整坐在桌上，而且喘息得很厲害… 老公緊張的問：「老婆，你怎麼了？」 老婆：「我剛剛心臟病發作，很難過，才會把衣服弄得這麼亂…」 老公馬上跑出去正準備去找醫生時，在門口遇到了兒子…&nNaughty Boys of Finchley - dedicated to public drinking and naughtiness in Finchley with the occasional bit of charity fundraising thrown in ... Who? The Naughty Boys of Finchley is a loose conglomeration of boys who simply failed to grow up. A bit like P...

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肇事者的自白

8月 5, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

There was a Naughty Boy - Story It阿德回到停車場之後赫然發現，他的高級轎車的頭燈被人撞壞了，而且還有嚴重的刮傷 ，想必肇事的車輛已經跑了，但還好他發現雨刷下壓著一張紙條，他趕緊看看紙條上的 訊息，或許不小心犯錯的人留下了聯繫方式。紙條上寫著：「很抱歉！我在倒車的時候 一不小心撞到你的車燈，現場目擊者看到我在留這張字條，都對我點頭微笑Classic poems for children There was a Naughty Boy by John Keats ... There was a Naughty Boy ~John Keats There was a naughty boy, A naughty boy was he, He would not stop at home, He could not quiet be...

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