nba rumor cavs

一支湯匙

5月 6, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

NBA on ESPN - Official Site一位男士進入一家餐館；當他坐下時把一支湯匙弄掉到地上， 侍者立刻伸進口袋掏出另一支湯匙擺在桌上。 男子問：『你怎會想到將湯匙放在口袋裡？』侍者回答：我們有一群管理顧問前來觀察我們工作情況，他們發現有31%的客人會不小心將湯匙掉到地上；如果我們帶一支在身上，將節省我們走回廚房拿乾淨Get the latest NBA basketball news, scores, stats, standings, fantasy games, and more from ESPN. ... Dell Curry told SI about the time his son dropped 63 points in a middle school game: "All these people were coming in to see what was going on, and there ...

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這招太強了

5月 6, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

NBA on Yahoo! Sports - News, Scores, Standings, Rumors, Fantasy Games老師在課堂上教導學生如何有禮貌的說話,於是她提出以下的問題小白如果你約了喜歡的女孩子一起吃晚餐當你想上廁所時你要怎們說?小白~ 思考了一下說 , 我去撒個尿就來老師~ 這是粗魯不禮貌的說法老師~ 小黃你會怎們回答小黃~ 不好意思 我想去一下廁所 馬上就回來老師~ 恩 這樣說有比較好一點 . 但是餐桌Comprehensive National Basketball Association news, scores, standings, fantasy games, rumors, and more ... Yahoo Sports - NBC Sports Network, Stats LLC, Opta. All Rights Reserved Help / Suggestions Privacy About Our Ads Terms...

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喝醉的人

5月 6, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

HoopsHype - NBA Rumors有兩人喝醉了，被警抓到了。有人問：“警官，你怎麼知道他們醉了呢？” 警官說：“一人正在扔鈔票。” 那人問：“另一人呢？” 警官說：“把鈔票撿起來，還給那人。”小威拿到成績單，正煩惱著：「完蛋了啦！我考那麼Despite signing an agreement to coach a Chinese tour, Allen Iverson has been pushed so hard to play by local promoters in Harbin, China, that officials held the 11-time NBA All-Star in the city and delayed his next stop, sources told RealGM on Thursday. I...

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學到了嗎？

5月 6, 2013

林若綠

kuso

NBA Rumor: All Sixers Available; Cavs Benefit?【 PART 1 】 從前有個尼姑跟個屠夫是好鄰居，尼姑天天早上要起來念經，而屠夫天天要起來殺豬。 為了不耽誤他們早上的工作，於是約定互相叫對方起床，多年以後.... 尼姑與屠夫相繼去逝了 ,結果屠夫上了天堂， 而尼姑卻下地獄去了 !! 因為屠夫天天作善事,叫尼姑起來念According to an NBA Rumor the Philadelphia 76ers are open to trading any of their players. Could the Cleveland Cavaliers benefit? We take a look. ... The Cavs also will have their ’18 First Round pick that they can move as well. Anything the Cavs can use ...

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起床的老婆

5月 6, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

NBA Trade Rumors, News: Gerald Green, Tayshaun Prince, Bulls, Cavs, Blazers有天早上，剛起床的老婆很興奮地跟先生說道：「親愛的，我昨天夢到你送我一條金鏈子哦！」老公面無表情地看了老婆一下！老婆不放棄地追問道：「親愛的～你覺得這個夢是什麼意思呢？」老公道：「好吧！等我今天下班回來，妳就知道是什麼意思了！」於是老婆滿心興奮地送老公出門上班！等到老公下班，一進家門，就從公事包拿出Phoenix Suns guard Gerald Green drives on Detroit Pistons forward Caron Butler (31) during the second half of an NBA basketball game in Auburn Hills, Mich., Wednesday ... The NBA trade rumors and news are heating up, with the latest teams in the mix ......

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學長....你.......

5月 6, 2013

連冷文

kuso

NBA Trade Rumors, News: Cavs, Timofy Mozgov, Rockets, Jose Calderon, Knicks中午...進餐時......同桌的一位學妹對正在用餐的博士班學長問「學長.你博幾?」博士班學長含糊的道「沒有阿.我正在吃飯怎麼會呢???」正當所有人都在納悶學長的回答時 只聽到他在一旁邊吃東西邊嘟嚷著說「吃飯時還能{勃 起} 我哪能那麼神阿」....語畢全場人皆笑翻A stunning three-way trade was pulled off on Monday night, which only fueled the nonstop NBA trade rumor mill. The Cleveland Cavaliers acquired their highl ... The New York Knicks have completely given up on this season, sending two of their best players ...

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