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歹徒闖入民宅

5月 28, 2013

王采安

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NBA on ESPN - Official Site歹徒闖入民宅歹徒闖入民宅強姦婦女遭到誓死反抗，丈夫下地回來見老婆被歹徒壓住，掄起鐵鏟怒拍，就聽老婆罵道：「該死的，反抗了半天，被你一鏟子給拍進去了。」Adande: Warriors win but have more to learn Steve Kerr is trying to impress upon his inexperienced Warriors just how hard the playoffs can be, without them actually proving it by adding to the degree of difficulty. 3 Related +...

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火燒阿房宮

5月 28, 2013

何海丹

kuso

NBA on Yahoo! Sports - News, Scores, Standings, Rumors, Fantasy Games督學到一所高中視察，他想要暸解該校學生的素質如何，所以就叫了一個學生來問：「阿房宮是誰燒的？」只見那學生很緊張的說：「不是我燒的！」聽到這種答案，督學頓時覺得實在是太糟糕了，便問校長：「校長，我剛剛問這個學生：『阿房宮是誰燒的？』，他竟然回答不是他燒的，你們是怎麼教的？」校長更緊張的說：「我們向來都Comprehensive National Basketball Association news, scores, standings, fantasy games, rumors, and more ... Yahoo Sports - NBC Sports Network, Stats LLC, Opta. All Rights Reserved Help / Suggestions Privacy About Our Ads Terms...

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國中數學能力測試

5月 28, 2013

謝語蘭

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NBA Rumors - InsideHoops.com已知：媽媽比小孩大２１歲，６年之後媽媽的年齡是小孩年齡的５倍。請問：爸爸現在在哪裡？（不要這麼快看解答嘛～～～～先用國中學過的數學計算一下ㄚ！）參考解答：假設媽媽是Ｍ歲，小孩是Ｃ歲。Ｍ＝Ｃ＋２１Ｍ＋６＝（Ｃ＋６）Ｘ５解聯立方程式：Ｍ＝Ｃ＋２１Ｍ＋６＝（Ｃ＋６）Ｘ５＞＞Ｍ＋６＝５Ｃ＋３０＞＞Ｍ＝５Ｃ＋By InsideHoops.com | Daily NBA Rumors NBA Rumors for Friday, May 22 InsideHoops NBA rumors updated 10:00 a.m. ET. More stories and other news also appears on the InsideHoops basketball blog. Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving will not attend the team’s ......

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不要告訴我你看到什麼

5月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

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HoopsHype - NBA Rumors某天晚上，學長騎摩扥車載學妹回家，會經過一大片墳場， 學長警告學妹說：「等一下不管看到什麼，都別告訴我！」 就在經過墓地的時候，學妹大叫了一聲，並一直拉學長的衣服說：「學..學..學長..」 學長叫道：「你閉嘴，不要亂說話，我什麼都不要聽！」 學妹說：「可是…」 學長：「不要告訴我你看Despite signing an agreement to coach a Chinese tour, Allen Iverson has been pushed so hard to play by local promoters in Harbin, China, that officials held the 11-time NBA All-Star in the city and delayed his next stop, sources told RealGM on Thursday. I...

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軍人保險

5月 29, 2013

郭憶香

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NBA news, scores, rumors and more | Sporting News亨利到新兵培訓中心推廣軍人保險，聽他演講的新兵百分之百都自願購買了保險，從來沒人能達到這麼高的成功率。培訓中心的主任很想知道亨利得推銷之道，於是悄悄來到課堂，聽他對新兵講些什麼。亨利正在向新兵演講：「小伙子們，假如發生戰爭，你不幸陣亡了，若你生前買過軍人保險的話，政府將會向你的家屬賠償20萬美元；但The latest NBA news, scores, schedules, standings, trade rumors and more on Sporting News. ... nba Hawks get good and bad news Cristina Ledra The Hawks know they need to figure out how to tighten their defensive approach and may have to do it without thei...

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某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱

5月 28, 2013

張千梅

kuso

NBA Rumors - ESPN - ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Sports某夜，丈夫想與美女妻子親熱，妻子指了指身旁睡著的孩子說：“孩子醒著呢。” 丈夫說：“這?長時間了，肯定睡著了，不信我來試試。” 他拿了個五分硬幣放到孩子半張開的手中想看孩子有沒有反應。 只聽到孩子大?不悅的聲音：“五分錢就想辦這?大的事情？NBA Rumor Round Up For Friday, May 22: Denver Nuggets: According to team president Josh Kroenke, they have had "several conversations" regrading the search for a new head coach, however an announcement is still likely a few weeks away, reports Christopher...

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