neato vs roomba

撒謊的最高境界

5月 15, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Neato vs Roomba: Which is Better? - All Home Robotics | For All Things Home Robotics有一對夫婦，丈夫常常和豬朋狗友打保齡球，老婆不準他再去打，一天晚上，老婆發現在自己的煙抽完了，便叫丈夫去買，丈夫沒有辦法只好去買，可是已經很晚了，附近的小賣部都關門了。這可把丈夫急壞了，丈夫突然想到酒吧應該有賣煙的，於是丈夫去了，到了酒吧那個丈夫一眼就看見吧台座著一位漂亮的小姐，於是他走過前去跟那位The Neato vs Roomba debate has heated up with the popularity of robotic vacuums increasing rapidly. Arguably the two best brands on the market, we will review them head to […]...

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笑話笑話

5月 15, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Neato XV-11 vs Roomba | Battle of the Robotic Vacuums | Neato XV-11 Review有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說："閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了Neato XV-11 vs Roomba is one robot battle that everyone is talking about. So how do these two robotic vacuums compare? Find the answer in our in-depth review....

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飲酒！飲酒！

5月 15, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Neato vs Roomba (with Infographic) | Cordless Vacuum Guide飲酒！飲酒！1978年，鄧小平復出，大局底定後，即出訪美國。首站到華盛頓，離開華府前一日舉辦感謝晚宴，宴會前讓新聞記者提問。他的翻譯人員首度出國開洋葷，大喝牛奶、大啃牛排，結果肚子鬧革命，一到會場就 上洗手間蹲馬桶，清除反革命份子餘孽。記者等得不耐煩，就開始發問。第一個記者問鄧小平：「請問美國的首都Neato vs Roomba – This infographic will show you the difference in detail between Neato and Roomba robot vacuum cleaner. ... In the world of robotic vacuums two brands stand head and shoulders above everyone else, IRobot a market leader since 2002 and Nea...

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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了

5月 15, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Neato Vs Roomba - 影片搜尋蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 蜘蛛感到很不滿意， 於是就問他的媽媽："為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂？" 蜘蛛的媽媽說："蜜蜂是吵了一點， 但人家好歹也是個空姐。" 蜘蛛說："可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶.. 蜘蛛的媽媽說："不要再想那個護士了， 打針都打不好，...

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男人與女人....

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Neato Robot Vacuum Has Roomba in its Sights | News & Opinion | PCMag.com男人與女人.....女人有兩個優點，但有一個漏洞；男人雖然沒有優點，卻有一個長處；男人經常抓住女人的兩個優點，用自己的長處彌補女人的漏洞，這叫天衣無縫。 男人為何聰明？男人有兩個頭，女人為何愛吃？女人有兩張嘴，男女為何結婚？男人想通了，女人想開了，又為何離婚？男人知道深淺了，女人知道長短了Neato Inc.'s first SLAM-based home robot vacuum compiles a map of the room, then goes to work. It's ready to try sucking up some of the Roomba's business, too. Ever since iRobot introduced its first robot vacuum, the well-received and sometimes parodied R...

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創意造句

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Neato vs Roomba - Rob Enderle Declares Neato Robot Vacuum the Best! - YouTube創意造句 一道題目要求把以下四句話用關聯詞連接：1、張海迪姐姐癱瘓了；2、張海迪姐姐頑強地學習；3、張海迪姐姐學會了多門外語；4、張海迪姐姐學會了針灸。 正確答案應該是："張海迪姐姐雖然癱瘓了，但頑強地學習，不僅學會了多門外語，而且還學會了針灸。 結果有一個孩子寫：雖然張海迪姐姐頑強地學會了針灸和多Technology industry analyst Rob Enderle, President and Principal Analyst of the Enderle Group, staged what he called the "Battle Royale" between Neato and Roomba robotic vacuums. His conclusion: "Neato is both smarter and more capable than a Roomba, as we...

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