never say never下載

坦克

4月 16, 2013

謝語蘭

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Never Say Never Again - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小名:我想要買一台坦克。小胖:那就買啊!小名:但是我沒錢。小胖:用信用卡啊!小名:用信用卡要還錢，我怕還不起。小胖:怕甚麼，你有坦克啊!Never Say Never Again is a 1983 spy film based on the James Bond novel Thunderball, which was previously adapted in 1965 under that name. Unlike the majority of Bond films, Never Say Never Again was not produced by Eon Productions, but by an independent p...

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毛髒了會怎樣嗎

4月 16, 2013

蔡涵天

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Justin Bieber - Never Say Never ft. Jaden Smith - YouTube森林裡的熊和兔子是好朋友 有天雄在路邊大便,問兔子:欸兔子!如果你的毛髒了會怎樣嗎?兔子:不會啊!於是雄就把兔子拿來擦屁股Music video by Justin Bieber performing Never Say Never, on You Tube....

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爛電腦

4月 16, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Never Say Never Again (1983) - IMDb某女電腦故障打電話到售後服務部門,然後說:「你們的電腦怎麼這樣?爛得要死,只有"白癡"才會買你們的電腦!」客服回答:「很抱歉給您帶來的不便,也請您不要這樣批評自己,您的問題我們會盡快解決!」Directed by Irvin Kershner. With Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera. A SPECTRE agent has stolen two American nuclear warheads, and James Bond must find their targets before they are detonated....

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近親不得聯姻

4月 16, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Never Say Never下載 - 影片搜尋五歲的妹妹好愛哥哥，成天嚷著長大要跟他結婚。媽媽正苦思要怎麼解釋近親不得聯姻的道理，只見七歲哥哥已經嚴正拒絕：「不行！這樣我們的小孩只有一對阿公阿嬤，紅包會少一份！」...

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禮貌一點的說法

4月 16, 2013

王妙萱

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Words Never To Say When You're Over 50 | Shelley Emling有個同學舉手和老師說：老師！我要大便 老師說：請用禮貌一點的說法說 同學：老師！我的屁股想吐We're all guilty of muttering something off-putting now and then, but there are simply a few words and phrases that -- according to some -- are just plain strange to hear coming out of the mouths of post 50s. Sure, there are words that no one of any age s...

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我送了香煙

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

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9 Things You Should Never Say To Your Longtime Spouse | Shelley Emling還有幾天就要開庭了,被告對自己的律師說:"這次如果輸了,我這一輩子就完了!我們給法官送一條高級香煙怎麼樣?""法官是個正直的人,他一向討厭香煙,更憎恨送禮的人,你還是不送的好"律師答到開庭日期終於到了,被告意外的勝訴了。走出法院,被告感激的對律師說:"謝謝你提醒我香煙的事"律師道:"如果你送了煙,我Life coach Jean Grossman recalls a conversation with her husband during which he said she wasn't "there for him." She says that, at one time, those would have been "fightin'" words. However, an older and wiser Grossman calmed herself down and asked a simp...

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