new ipad line app

哈哈哈 ~太好笑了~

7月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Apple - iPad檢舉 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~ 分類：休閒生活2011/01/19 12:41 哈哈哈!~太好笑了~跟朋友通 msn 時也常看到他的無厘頭打字我：你怎麼說著說著突然不見了？？他：歹勢... 電鳥當雞我：....................他：呃...歹勢歹勢... 是電腦當機啦... X Six powerful apps for your photos, movies, music, documents, spreadsheets, and presentations. All better than ever. And now included with every iPad. Learn more Pages, Numbers, Keynote. They keep getting better. See what’s new...

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雞糞兩塊

7月 3, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Official Apple Store - Buy iPhone 5s, iPhone 5c, iPad Air, iPad mini, MacBook Pro, and more - Apple 中午休息時間～麥x勞和肯x雞（大家都知道的）擠滿了人潮，忽然有一位學生氣喘吁吁的跑進來......我要雞糞兩塊小姐（驚）：妳...你要吃雞糞？！男孩：抱歉！我是說雞塊兩份！！！小姐：...迷：原來是他跑太快了，才會說成雞糞兩塊。Get fast, free shipping on orders over $50 or buy online and pick up at a local Apple Retail Store. Add a free personal laser engraved message to iPad Air, iPad mini, or iPod when you buy from the Apple Online Store....

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一個天才醫生

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Apple – iTunes – Everything you need to be entertained.有一對夫妻相處了好幾年.但老公每次和妻子做愛卻覺得妻子還不夠意思.於是.妻子就去問醫生:[醫生.我和我老公相處八年了.但我老公還覺得我不夠意思.我該怎麼做??]醫生說:[喔!!你再跟你老公做時.你要(叫房)啦!].隔天.妻子就去跟醫生說:[你欠打嗎??我老公還是覺得我不夠意思.]醫生說:[那你昨天是iTunes is the world’s best way to play — and add to — your collection of music, movies, TV shows, apps, audiobooks, and more. Right on your Mac or PC. ... iTunes is the easiest way to organize and enjoy the music, movies, TV shows, apps, and books you ......

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百元大鈔

7月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

iPad — Everything you need to know! | iMore我剛進家門，就發現桌子上放著一張百元大鈔。平時老媽也不給什麼零花錢，難道這次發慈悲了？想到這兒，我心中不禁一喜。當我拿起鈔票時，發現底下還壓著一張紙條，拿起來一看，上面寫著：今天是你外婆生日，在家等我，我們一起去給外婆祝壽。註意——那一百塊錢不是給你的，是為了引起你的註意，看The iPhone 6 may be the hot new Apple device most of us are waiting on, but we shouldn't forget that there will probably be new iPads at some point this year too. Case in point, the images up top purport to show to the rear shell of the next iteration of ...

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死後的老闆上天堂的選擇

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

iPad - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一家公司的大老闆死後被送上天堂，看門的天使卻查不到他的紀錄，因為之前很少有大老闆會上天堂的，於是就要他自己選擇要到天堂，還是去地獄碟碲碥碭，並且可以先到兩個地方都度過二十四小時之後再做決定。一開始，大老闆先被送到地獄去跼踄跿踆，他一進門發現是一個狂歡派對，所有他以前的同事跟朋友都在裡面境墇墑墔，大家Apple offers several iPad accessories, most of which are adapters for the proprietary 30-pin dock connector, the iPad's only port besides the headphone jack. A dock holds the iPad upright at an angle, and has a dock connector and audio line out port. Each...

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國中生白痴作文

7月 3, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Adobe mobile and tablet apps | Adobe Creative Cloud95國中基測國文作文題目：體諒別人的辛勞●我家境小開●爸媽很辛苦，我要照顧他們的「下半身」（無言）●最辛苦的人是藝工媽媽（那個學校有表演團體？）●現在的小孩已經不再是小孩（那是什麼呢？）●很多父母在幫我●媽媽說：「以後我(主詞是媽媽)嫁出門時，要你爸爸請菲傭跟我一起出嫁。」（到底在寫什麼？）●我要用Adobe Creative Cloud offers new mobile apps that integrate with the desktop. Go from device to desktop to refine your work and share from almost everywhere. ... Adobe Sketch is a social sketching iPad app for free-form drawing. It gives designers a connec...

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