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我要取悅男人

5月 10, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

One Company’s New Minimum Wage: $70,000 a Year - The New York Times辦公室裡有一位外表成熟穩重的"男同事"(稱他為同事R)因擅長繪製可愛風格的卡通圖案經常被其他同事消遣不夠man而他穩重的外表內心又想幽默時常講話欲言又止最近他考慮轉換跑道但時機不確定今天下午同事R似乎想透露什麼於是....同事R：我要取悅男人(什麼?! 我沒聽錯吧,他要幽默也不要因為大家開玩笑而出櫃The owner of Gravity Payments, a credit card processor in Seattle, said he heard stories of how tough it was to make ends meet even on salaries that exceeded the federal minimum wage. ... Employees reacting to the news. The average salary at Gravity Payme...

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十分容易

5月 10, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Nikon unveils D3300 with new sensor, processor and kit lens: Digital Photography Review快要期末考了，老師提醒同學們要努力溫習，志強問老師：「今次期末考的題目難不難？」老師回答說：「十分容易。」同學們聽了都很高興，可是看了題目後 ，大家都哭喪著臉，不會作答。事後志強埋怨老師「老師，你說期末考的題目十分容易，你欺騙我們。」老師回答說：「我沒有欺騙你們，只有十分題目是容易的，其餘九十分題目I shoot both Nikon and Olympus. I would much rather use the EVF of the EM1 (or my E-M5) than the small OVF of this camera. The extra megapixels will be lost on the target market for this one. Most people don't need that many megapixels. I might actually ....

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給爸爸的信

5月 10, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Word processor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個父親經過兒子的房間,發現門打開著有點不對,一向雜亂無章,但今天整整齊齊,床單也鋪直了。走進去,他看到床的中間擺著一封信,上面寫:[致爸爸]。用發抖著的手,他把信封打開,[親愛的爸爸,我抱著沉重又悲哀的心情寫這封信,首先.我要感謝您,這十五年來的養育之恩,我是一生也不會忘記,我是迫不的已,才和阿雯A word processor is an electric or electronic device, or computer software application, that, as directed by the user, performs word processing: the composition, editing, formatting, and sometimes printing of any sort of written material. Word processing ...

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比爾和山姆 Bill Sam [幽默小品]

5月 10, 2013

何憶青

kuso

New Microarchitecture for 4th Gen Intel® Core™ Processor Platforms比爾和山姆 (Bill & Sam) [幽默小品](中文由老編西歪翻譯)Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss an entirely new platform Processor integration and manufactur-ing take huge leaps forward in the latest Intel® microarchitecture (codename Haswell). As the fi rst new microarchitecture on the 22nm manufacturing process, it marks the arrival of a new 4th g...

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把槍撿起來

5月 10, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Amazon.com: Cuisinart FP-14DC Elite Collection 14-Cup Food Processor, Die Cast: Full Size Food Proce一位手持雙槍的蕩婦，衝進一家酒店用槍指著老闆說：拿六瓶威士忌給我 ，還有所有的鈔票，然後帶我到後面房間去做愛做的事！老闆乖乖地把威士忌和錢交給她，並帶她到後面房間去做愛做的事，槍仍對準他的腦袋但當達到高潮時，蕩婦便把槍摔在地上！老闆停了一會兒說道：女士，請妳把槍撿起來吧 ! 我太太隨時會進來的&nbFirst let me say that it is disappointing that Amazon has only one page for both the 12 and 14 cup Elite processors as they are very different machines. Having said that, I purchased both the FP-12DC Elite 12-Cup and the DLC-2011CHB Prep Plus 11 Cup. I di...

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酷刑

5月 10, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

HTC 台灣一位登山客在山中迷了路就再快要餓死之際終於看見前方出現了一棟木屋他使盡吃奶的力氣上前敲門出來應門的是一位老頭登山客要求老頭給他借住一晚並且吃一頓好吃的老頭答應了,但有個條件,就是不准碰他女兒,否則將接受世界三大酷刑 之處罰登山客心想 我都餓得快受不了,就算他女兒美若天仙我也沒那力氣於是接受了條件當晚顯示器 5.5 吋, 解析度 HD720P 處理器 1.5 GHz四核心處理器 + 1.0 GHz四核心處理器 儲存空間 總儲存空間: 16GB，實際可用容量可能有所不同 記憶體: 2GB 相機 主相機: 1,300萬像素、BSI 感測器、F2.2光圈、28mm 鏡頭、支援1080p Full HD 錄影功能...

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