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6月 4, 2013

謝半松

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New study links L-carnitine in red meat to heart disease - Harvard Health Blog - Harvard Health Publ很久以前，『還珠格格』系列的連續劇非常地夯，老婆當時免不了會按時收看；我很不喜歡看這種連續劇，只是老婆（當時還是女友）要求，只好勉強窩在旁邊心不甘情不願地跟著看電視。看就算了，這婆娘又很愛問一些鳥問題，讓我不知如何回答。老婆：欸…你覺得我最像裡頭那個角色？（什麼鳥問題啊）我 ：看電視就Once again, like the tobacco industry — an effort to muddle things. When are we going to learn that reductionist hypothetic- deductive studies that try to attribute a causal linkage between one factor (carnitine) and the result of a complex process (heat ...

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悲慘的故事

6月 4, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

The Red Hot Jazz Archive三兄弟同住一大樓的第四十層 ,一天,大樓停電,電梯無法動,但是,他們必須回家阿!所以,大哥提議各 說一個 "悲傷的故事"於是,大哥先說了:一位婦人很可憐,被兒子拋棄...(這時,已爬到第二十層)老二接著也說了一個很悲慘的故事,(這時,他們已經到了第三十九層)在即將扺達他們家時.換老三說:我也來說一個The music called Jazz was born sometime around 1895 in New Orleans. It combined elements of Ragtime, marching band music, and Blues. What differentiated Jazz from these earlier styles was the use of improvisation, often by more than one player at a time....

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中國文字笑話

6月 4, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Red Bull Studio Sessions 06晶對品說 :「你們家難道沒有裝修 ?」呂對昌說 :「和你相比 , 我家徒四壁 .」９對６說 :「倒什麼立 ? 小心腦充血 !」由對甲說 :「你什麼時候學會倒立了 ?」夫對天說 :「我總算盼到了出頭之日 .」屎對尿說 :「乾的和稀的就是不一樣 .」也對她說 :「當老板了 , 出門還帶祕書?」木對束說 Red Bull Studio Sessions 06 We present to you the Red Bull Studio Sessions 06, a mix of twenty of the finest tracks to come out of the Studio's vaults over the past two ... #20Before15: Celebrate 2015 with new music from 20+ artists Meet our favorite arti...

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肉麻百分百

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Red RC – RC Car News昨天.下班的時候傳聞樂透彩上看7.5億就順路去買了幾張.正當精神匯聚.想感應數字時忽然聽到一對年情男女的對話女:老公.要不要買樂透彩彩啊!男:好啊!中了買摩托車車給你喔女:摩托車車A.真好 CCC靠杯這是甚麼對話啊?真他媽的.肉麻我撇眼一看.似乎是一對高中生買完彩卷便到隔壁吃牛肉麵結果那對男女也走了Exotek B5 alloy 3-gear motor plate & suspension parts Exotek have three new aluminium option parts for the Team Associated B5 buggy available in the form of a 3-gear motor plate, an angled front hinge pin brace and a B5M rear hanger set. Starting with the...

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家庭協調中心

6月 4, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Amazon.com: Acer Aspire One AOD270-1835 10.1-Inch Netbook (Burgundy Red): Computers & Accessories太太到家庭協調中心說:我受不了我那個老公了,每天對我說三字經.我要離婚!家庭協調:是怎樣的三字經!!太太:他整天對我說[去煮飯][洗衣服][少花錢]家庭協調:…………兒童用品商店送給每位顧客的孩子一個氣球。一個男孩想要兩個，店員說：&ldquoAmazon.com Return Policy: You may return any new computer purchased from Amazon.com that is "dead on arrival," arrives in damaged condition, or is still in unopened boxes, for a full refund within 30 days of purchase. Amazon.com reserves the right to test...

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看你的照片就充滿勇氣

6月 4, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

One 16 oz Bob's Red Mill Baking Soda: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food丈夫：你總把我的照片放在手包裡，你真這麼愛我嗎？妻子：當我遇到麻煩，一看你的照片就充滿勇氣，我對自己說：還能有比他更麻煩的嗎？ 阿呆向舍友借片，羞於直言便說：人物簡單就倆，場景不換，看完很爽的那種！友心領神會，隔日將片帶來，一看封面，泣！《相聲瓦舍》！ 地獄和天堂要舉行足球賽。天Baking Soda is plain bicarbonate of soda, a top quality leavening agent, used in combination with buttermilk, cocoa, and other acidic ingredients for baking Product Details Product Dimensions: 3.9 x 1.8 x 5.9 inches ; 1 pounds Shipping Weight: 1 pounds ( ...

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