newcastle university australia

職業殺手

4月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

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University of Newcastle - Official Site某日一法官參加一個高爾夫球賽， 參賽時，法官與一位陌生男子同組比賽。 比著比著，兩人就聊起天了。 當兩人聊到彼此的職業時，法官就介紹自己的頭銜， 另一人則說：『不瞞你說，我的職業和你恰恰相反，我是一名職業殺手……。 不信？The University of Newcastle Australia (UON) is a world-class university. Excellence in teaching, research and the student experience is the focus at UON....

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研究研究

4月 22, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

NEWCAT - the Library Catalogue of the University of Newcastle, Australia有一次我去辦事, 那人跟我說..這個我要研究研究..於是我下次又去, 他還是那句老話, 我研究研究仔細一想, 喔..原來他要煙跟酒, 不早說.於是下次帶了煙跟酒去, 本以為這次沒問題了.沒想到他老兄又說了:這個你下次 '提前來辦理'於是我下次只好乖乖提著'錢'去辦理了....一位老太婆去看醫生，看完Search Tips Adjacency Multiple words are searched together as one phrase. Example: world health organization Wildcards Words may be right-hand truncated using an asterisk. '*' for 1-5 characters, '**' for open-ended truncation, '?' to replace a single cha...

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當哈利波特遇上火影忍者

4月 22, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

University of Newcastle (Australia) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天哈利、榮恩、妙麗三人練習現影術時不小心瞬到了木葉忍者村。正當他們不知如何是好時，迎面走來了三個人。是忍者學校的頭痛三人組。哈利：「你們看，那三人跟我們好像！」鳴人：「像三小？」哈利：「我們都是三人組的死黨，而且兩男一女。」鳴人：「哪裡像了？我肚上有九尾的印記，而且童年過的很悲慘。」哈利：「幹，The University of Newcastle (UoN), informally known as Newcastle University, is an Australian public university established in 1965. The university's primary campus is located in Callaghan, a suburb of Newcastle, New South Wales. The university also opera...

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「毋忘在莒」之於男性

4月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

Course Handbook / The University of Newcastle, Australia社會課，老師正在檢討段考考題。老師：「先總統蔣中正先生以「毋忘在莒」四字，題石於金門太武山上，試問「毋忘在莒」釋為何？」 「小明，全班只有你這題答不出來，那現在總該知道答案了吧？」小明：「老師，這個問題令我苦思許久。」老師：「喔？怎麼會？班上同學都知道答案呢。」小明：「可我覺得這是一個不文雅的詞，我The course handbook provides you with a comprehensive list of all courses available across all programs at UoN, including both online & face-to-face choices. ... ACFI Accounting ACFI1001 Accounting for Decision Makers Semester 2 - 2015 (Callaghan) Trimest...

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家庭防盜演習

4月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Newcastle University - Official Site某一天，公司派老公出差。 剛住進賓館，我就接到了老婆的電話：「老公，大事不好。今天咱們小區混進了幾個賊，咱家也被光顧了。」 我跳了起來，問：「丟東西了嗎？有沒有報警？」 「家裡被翻得亂七八糟，衣櫥裡的100,000塊錢沒了。還丟了什麼東西，我正在清理，警察下午來看過了。Newcastle University is a modern civic university with a proud tradition, committed to world-class academic excellence - but excellence with a purpose. ... International Welcome Welcome Week for all new international and EU students runs from 22 to 25 ......

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老爸的情書

4月 22, 2013

林若綠

kuso

The University of Newcastle, Australia (UoN) | Undergraduate | Top Universities老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的1封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有1套喔！ Dear wang litte sister: From see you onEarn your degree from the University of Newscastle Australia, ranked in the top 3% of world universities. Read the Top Universities profile ... The University of Newcastle, Australia is a world-class institution with an exceptional record of achievement m...

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