nice guys finish last 意思

買手機

5月 17, 2013

張千梅

kuso

nice guys finish last - Wiktionary買家：老闆，這個手機的鈴聲怎麼樣？賣家：絕對能響！買家：掌櫃的，這個手機的最大優點是什麼？賣家：可以打電話。買家：哦！有什麼缺點呢？賣家：不能剃鬚。買家：老闆，有什麼手機最耐用？賣家：只有相對耐用的，沒有絕對耐用的。買家：為什麼？賣家：你見過誰家有祖傳的手機？買家：老闆，有巧克力嗎？賣家：有，德芙的English [edit] Etymology [edit] US 1946, condensed from comment by baseball manager Leo Durocher. [1] Original quote by Durocher was “The nice guys are all over there, in seventh place.” (1946 July 6), [2] [1] about the 1946 New York Giants – seventh plac...

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LOVE 是甚麼

5月 17, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Amazon.com: Nice Guys Finish Last (9780226173887): Leo Durocher, Ed Linn: Books一日，獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野，來到上帝面前，問：「主啊！甚麼是『愛』？」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝，輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說：「愛，就是LOVE。」女人又問：「LOVE 是甚麼？」上帝說：「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑)，與愛人一起，如果不快樂的話，又怎算是愛？ O“The delight of the book is its exuberance, its sense of a life lived at full tilt. . . . Durocher is a first-class raconteur.” (Joe Flaherty New York Times Book Review ) “Hypnotic. . . . Durocher fought and scratched and made enough enemies so that one s...

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神經病在唱歌

5月 17, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Green Day- Nice Guys Finish Last - YouTube一個神經病在床上唱著歌～～ 唱著唱著, 就翻了個身趴在枕頭上繼續唱.....主治醫生問他：[唱就唱啊!!翻身幹嘛???????? ] 。。。。。。神經病說： [ 笨哪～A面唱完....當然要換B面啊 .]This is a live version of Green Day's "Nice Guys Finish Last" from Nimrod....

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死鬼老公的E-mail

5月 17, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Nice Guys Finish Last - TV Tropes【精選笑話】死鬼老公的E-mail在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄，公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。老公一住進旅館，便用Notebook，寄了封E-mail給太太粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛為他先生辦完喪禮的婦人The Nice Guys Finish Last trope as used in popular culture. What happens when a Genre Savvy character gets a little too overanalytical about the tropes … ... In Bedazzled (2000), the protagonist, Elliot, starts out as one. Definitely Played for Laughs whe...

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預測天氣的最新儀器

5月 17, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day (Official Music Video) [HQ] - YouTube我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. Rating is available when the video has been rented. Green Day's Nice Guys Finish Last Music Video...

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要以身作則

5月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

GREEN DAY LYRICS - Nice Guys Finish Last - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z幼稚園的老師正在教小朋友牙齒保健的常識。 老師大聲的說：「為了防止蛀牙，我們每天都要刷牙，而且這樣牙齒才不會黃黃的喔！」 突然間，有一個眼尖的小朋友，看見老師嘴裡鑲的一顆金牙。 小朋友說：「老師！哪你的牙齒一定很久很久沒刷囉！」 老師：「……」有一天上歷史課 ，老師突然宣Lyrics to "Nice Guys Finish Last" song by GREEN DAY: Nice guys finish last You're running out of gas Your sympathy will get you left behind Sometimes you... ... Nice guys finish last You're running out of gas Your sympathy will get you left behind Sometim...

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