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治本之道

8月 19, 2013

何海丹

kuso

SORBS (Spam and Open-Relay Blocking System)唸國小二年級的小胖，比同年齡層的小孩胖得多， 於是媽媽只好請醫生幫忙。 小胖：「醫生，我的體重已經超過四十五斤了，我該怎麼辦才好？」 醫生：「那你該多做一些運動！」 小胖：「可是我不喜歡做運動耶！」 醫生：「沒關係，這個運動非常的簡單，你只要一直從左至右，再從右至左的擺動你的頭 ，就可以了。」&nbThe Spam and Open Relay Blocking System (SORBS) was conceived as an anti-spam project where a daemon would check "on-the-fly", all servers from which it received email to determine if that email was sent via various types of proxy and open-relay servers....

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你媽媽的名字

8月 19, 2013

張千梅

kuso

No Sex Before Marriage A Bad Idea, Says Author (VIDEO)這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事....某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來，很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔～～你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！班主任覺得有點啼笑皆非，於是又耐心的Should you wait until marriage to have sex? It's an ongoing debate, but for author Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, the answer is a resounding, "no." Earlier this month, Henriquez opened up about her "virginity mistake" in Slate, writing that the abstinence ple...

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哪種病人動手術最省事

8月 19, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Florida Today Sports四個外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 第一個醫生說：「我認為是會計師，你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆。」第二個醫生說：「圖書館管理員也不錯，內臟都按分類排列。」第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師，他們理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗。」最後一Video: John Torres takes ice bucket challenge for charity Raising awareness for ALS Florida Today sports comumnist John A. Torres responds to the... Raising awareness for ALS Florida Today sports comumnist John A. Torres responds to the ice bucket challen...

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我喜歡你的想法

8月 19, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

National No Bra Day & Breast Cancer Awareness Month — OR — Please Put that Pink Can of Soup Down & P老師 : 樹上有十隻小鳥，用獵槍打掉一隻鳥，還剩幾隻?學生: 一隻也不剩，都被嚇跑了。老師: 錯!!還剩九隻，但，我喜歡你的想法!學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題學生: 老師，我也有問題想請教你。老師: 哈！？學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋，第一個用咬的，第二個用舔的，第三個用吸的，請問哪一個已My "Where I've Been" post is still forthcoming, but in the meantime, I realize that I missed the opportunity to post on "National No Bra Day." I am reposting an article I wrote back on the unofficial No Bra Day during Pinktober (October -- Breast Cancer A...

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[豪洨]金斧銀斧

8月 19, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

No-carbohydrate diet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有個人到了湖邊不小心(?)把一個普妹推到湖裡湖中出現了一個女神女神：你掉的是正妹胸妹還是普妹路人：普妹女神：很好這三個妹都給你過不久那個人又把普妹推到湖中女神：又是你你怎麼這麼貪心？多給了二個妹還不夠喔？路人：沒有啊，那個普妹我不要了A no-carbohydrate diet (no-carb diet) excludes dietary consumption of all carbohydrates and suggests fat as the main source of energy with sufficient protein. A no-carbohydrate diet is ketogenic, which means it causes the body to go into a state of ketosi...

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嚇人的請假理由

8月 19, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Phil Plait's Bad Astronomy: Bad TV有一天某學生要請喪假，就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生：教授！我要請假！教授：嗯...假單我看看！喔...好，可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧？學生：會嗎？我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼？教授：嗯...總覺得怪！先批準你的假，但請假事由拿回去改一下好了！學生：謝謝教授過了數日後，教授被叫到教務處去了Bad: The show claims that 20% of Americans have doubts that we went to the Moon. Good: That number is a bit misleading. A 1999 Gallup poll showed it was more like 6%, a number which agrees with a poll taken in 1995 by Time/CNN. The Gallup website [note .....

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