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女孩的第一次

6月 5, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Stuff No One Told Me女孩不安的坐在那兒，她期望第一次做這種事能遇到一個年輕的帥哥，但在屋裏的卻是一個５０多歲的老男人。 她聽到身後輕輕的關門聲，然後那老男人的腳步聲就慢慢向她靠近。 隔壁傳來一個女人斷續的呻吟聲，在這種地方，經過走廊時，隨便哪個房內都會不時傳出男人或女人們發出的這種令人起雞皮疙瘩的呻吟。 老男人走到女孩Hey, guys... long time no see! I'm going to have a small show at KUNSTHALLE São Paulo next saturday the 15th of March (so, saturday). I will be showing some of my newest paintings, which you can see an example of here. Come have a beer!...

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爸爸上輩子的情人

6月 5, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

The IUD: The Best Form of Birth Control is the One No One is Using在飛機上，我跟一對父女坐同一排。小女孩她爸，看得出約三十歲左右。小女孩，長得挺聰明可愛的，大概是小學一二年級。空姐發食物了，小女孩兒一拿到，非常高興的打開吃，想必是餓壞了。父親：「你謝謝阿姨沒？」小女孩， 很可愛的說：「謝謝阿姨」父親：「跟阿姨說，阿姨你真漂亮。」小女孩這時語氣變了：「阿姨，我爸說你Trepidation about the IUDs of yesteryear is not unwarranted. IUDs started emerging on the U.S. market in the 1950s, and by the early ’70s, one particular brand, the Dalkon Shield, hit sales of 2.8 million, according to the CDC. But the Dalkon had flaws. U...

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外國口音的困擾

6月 5, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Globetrottergirls | 1 Globe. No Regrets.有一天我騎著機車在等紅綠燈突然後面傳來一個外國口音:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?我聽了嚇一跳!對他說:你幹嘛?大庭廣眾之下居然說這種話...於是他就轉向另一個人說的還是:嘿!小龜頭!你性交了嗎?後來綠燈亮了我就騎走...之後聽我朋友說他是一個傳教士而他說的是:嘿!小鬼頭!你信教了嗎?Globetrotter Girls travel adventures, travel tips, travel guides and travel photography from all our global travel adventures. Travelling this year? Check out ... After sharing my five best moments in five years of travel yesterday, it’s now time for the ...

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男人的變化

6月 5, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Twitch愛的宣言六星期後：我愛你！我愛你！我愛你！六個月後：當然，我愛你。六年後：天哪！如果我不愛你，我幹嘛向你求婚？下班後六星期後：親愛的，我到家了。六個月後：我回來了。六年後：你煮好了沒？電話響起六星期後：寶貝，有人找你。六個月後：哪，找你的。六年後：聽電話！！！廚藝六星期後：我從來都不知道食物是那麼的Twitch ... Language...

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台北小黃司機真熱情.

6月 5, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

No Impact Project No Impact Project小弟放暑假終於回到了台北昨天因為要赴約聚餐本來要搭公車結果等太久快遲到了決定搭小黃這台小黃的司機很會聊天不知不覺就跟他喇勒起來了後來討論到台北跟台中的交通=========================================================司機： 我跟你說喔 台北市有80The No Impact Project is an international, environmental, nonprofit project inspired by the No Impact Man book, film, and blog. ... Change Yourself Change The World Try the Experiment for a Week Happening Now Internship opportunity with No Impact Man Coli...

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很欠揍卻成功了的求婚

6月 5, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

25 Times White Actors Played People Of Color And No One Really Gave A S**t很欠揍卻成功了的求婚 七點十分，我打手機給她：“你準備上班了嗎？”  她笑道：“是呀！”  我的語氣有些哽咽：“雯 .....對不起！”  她楞了一會兒：“為什麼向我道歉？&rFilm: "The 33" (2015) recounts the true story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for 69 days. Character's Background: Maria Segovia was the real-life sister of one of the miner's trapped underground. Above ground she was known for her e...

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