no thank you遊戲

40顆心的情書

3月 19, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Thank You for Smoking (2005) - IMDb我心愛的豬皮： 恕我冒昧之心，暢述我的傷心，妳的美麗使我驚心， 差點失去重心和垂心，我對妳一見傾心， 縱使嫦娥下凡我也不會動心，雖然妳是一片冰心， 我也不會灰心，我已經下了最大的決心、耐心， 再加上小心、細心、留心，絲毫不敢粗心， 捧著我最真摯的心，希望和妳永結同心，請妳放心， 我不會對妳負心，加強Directed by Jason Reitman. With Joan Lunden, Eric Haberman, Aaron Eckhart, Mary Jo Smith. Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for hi...

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上廁所要洗手

3月 19, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

The Thank You Economy: Gary Vaynerchuk: 9780061914188: Amazon.com: Books在某個國小,有一個學生叫小明,有一天,他一如往常的上完廁所就洗手,剛好他們的老師經過,看到他在洗手, 心裡就想:嗯~這個小明真乖~上完廁所也會知道要洗手,嗯~~ 第二天,小明也是一樣上完廁所就洗手,老師看了心裡就想:小明這種行為這麼好,我一定要叫全班來看!  第三天,老師就帶全班來到廁所邊The Thank You Economy [Gary Vaynerchuk] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. If this were 1923, this book would have been called Why Radio Is Going to Change the Game . . . If it were 1995 ... Business books are always looking for that ......

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1+1

3月 19, 2013

王采安

kuso

Obama - Yes We Can = Thank You Satan - YouTube老師問小明一加一等於多少，小明想了半天說：「我不知道。」 老師說：「你真是個飯桶，連這麼簡單的算術也不會。我換個方式問你，我和你加起來是多少？」 小明說：「兩個飯桶。」An assortment of clips from the acceptance speech in Chicago - November 4, 2008 These are not the best or most obvious samples that can be found, just those from the acceptance speech. Grandma? How about Rosa Parks - the subject of that part of his speech...

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一律半價

3月 19, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Disney.com - Official Site農婦小小想進城買件新衣，老公怕小小未見過世面，被人騙了。 便一再叮囑：「城裡商人都很奸詐，賣東西都開高價。切記，論價錢如何，你都給他先殺個一半再說！」  小小聽完僅記在心，就進城去了，到了城中一店舖東挑西撿後，對某套衣服非常滿意，便向店主問價錢。  店主：「姑娘有眼光，算你一千啦Star Wars Rebels : Recon Missions Based on the hit TV show, Star Wars RebelsTM! Rebels wanted! Are you ready to stand up against the Empire? Become an intergalactic hero in Star Wars Rebels : Recon Missions, the new action-platformer mobile game!...

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一位三歲小孩壞了我的好事

3月 20, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Your Daily Media某日，我吃好晚飯，在小區的廣場上鍛煉身體，我旁邊的太空漫步器也有一位漂亮的mm在鍛煉，我和她攀談起來，談的十分投機，大有相見恨晚的感覺。這時不知道哪裡冒出個3歲左右的小孩在我的遠處一直大喊著：“爸爸，爸爸！”  我和她多轉過身去看。我對她說：“這誰家的孩An endless collection of entertainment from all around the web. ... Brazil got crushed today in their World Cup game against Germany. The ending score was 7-1, which is such a trouncing in soccer that Germany could have played their towel boy and some kid...

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0204

3月 20, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

No Thank You遊戲 - 影片搜尋某天.. 小明：「怎麼辦，我上次偷打0204， 帳單寄來，我會完蛋的！」 小華：「那怎麼辦？」 經過幾天.. 小華：「電話帳單到底寄來了沒啊？」 小明說：「已經寄來了..」 小華：「那..你有沒有被你爸打？」  小明幽幽的說：「結果是我爸被我媽打到住院了。」...

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