noir tease

寶卡卡

3月 18, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Amazon.com : Noir Tease 3.4 Oz Eau De Parfum By Victoria's Secret : Victorias Secret Tease Perfume :這是一個真實故事。某天，女孩去圖書館念書，她帶了一包寶卡卡。坐好位子、把寶卡卡放著，開始念書…沒想到對面的男生，竟然把寶卡卡拿去打開，吃了起來。她覺得莫名其妙，一氣之下，她把寶卡卡拿過來，也吃了一個。結果，兩個人就這樣拿來拿去、吃來吃去。最後只剩下一個，絕的是，那個男生還分一半給女生&Flirt. Play. Tease! Seductress meets coquette in this boudoir-inspired fragrance from our award-winning Sexy Little Things collection. The warm blend of black vanilla, frozen pear and blooming gardenia wraps you in modern glamour. Our signature atomizer m...

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超級難的邏輯思考

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Sexy Little Things Noir Tease Victoria`s Secret perfume - a fragrance for women 2010從前有一隻狗狗前面有一隻貓貓前面有一隻鼠鼠後面有一隻貓貓後面有一隻狗請問狗的後面是什麼？答案：蟲。........因為"從"前有一隻狗…Victora`s Secret is launching a new fragrance from their seductive collection Sexy Little Things Noir, named Tease. This eau de parfum was inspired by f... ... I just picked up a bottle of this, and I do agree that it is a version of Viva La Juicy Noir (o...

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不舒服

3月 18, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Burlesque Noir | Berlesking Bad Since 2005「爸爸，」小兒子說，「我今天可不可以留在家裡？我覺得不舒服。」 「你覺得什麼地方不舒服？」爸爸問道。 小兒子回答：「學校。」2014 Burlesque Hall of Fame Tournament of Tease: Best Group, Best Troupe, Best Boylesque by OLENA “PHOTOLENA” SULLIVAN June 7, 2014 Orleans Showroom, Las Vegas, NV Continuing on with coverage of the main event at the Burlesque Hall of Fame, the ......

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今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Noir (TV) - Anime News Network今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了考官:妳是怎?知道我們招聘信息的？我:百度上搜的。考官:出去！今天去女廁所小便，我說了6個字就被攆出來了美眉：妳進來幹嘛？我：男廁所怎?走？美眉：出去！今天去肯得基，我說了5個字就被攆出來了MM:點什?？我：兩盒麥樂雞MM: 出去！今天去肯德基面試，問我The singer behind one of anime's most iconic and enduring theme songs took a few moments to chat with us ahead of her first-ever performance in America earlier this month. ― Yoko Takahashi is the iconic voice behind one of the most well-known anime theme ...

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路上的便便

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Amazon.com : Victoria Secret Ultimate Eau De Parfum Gift Set 12 Perfumes Bombshell, Dream Angels Hea小明、小華、小強去散步，看到路中間，有個像便便的東西…小明湊過去聞了一下：「聞起來像便便沒錯！」小華蹲下來用手輕輕摸了一下：「摸起來也像便便沒錯！」小強用手指沾了一些，放進嘴裡：「吃起來也像便便沒錯！」三個人終於鬆了口氣，很高興的說：「還好我們沒有踩到～～！」Victoria's Secret Ultimate Eau De Parfum Gift Set 12 Perfumes Bombshell, Dream Angels Heavenly, Love Is Heavenly, Very Sexy, Very Sexy Touch, Victoria's Secret Angel, Victoria's Secret Angel Gold, Body By Victoria, Sexy Little Things Tease, Sexy Little Th...

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瓦特的由來

3月 18, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Pinot Noir • NZ Wine - The official website of New Zealand Wine.    有對夫妻生了一個小男孩，但他們想不到要取什麼名字。有一天小孩走在路上，遇到一個陌生人。陌生人問他:「What is your name?」結果，小孩就一直以為自己的名字叫「What」。他長大以後，還發明了蒸汽機。這就是瓦特的故事，這樣知道了嗎？Intense, expressive, fruit-driven. Old World structure and elegance meets New World power and intensity. Native to Burgundy and notoriously fickle (it is world class only in cool-climate regions), the Pinot Noir grape has found in New Zealand a home away ...

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