nokia asha 503 line

教師節的禮物

3月 28, 2013

王映夏

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Nokia Asha 503 review - CNET - Product reviews and prices, software downloads, and tech news教師節到了，布朗老師收到了好多孩子們送他的禮物。首先是一個開糖果店老板的兒子送他的禮物，只見他拿著禮物盒搖了搖。“我猜這一定是一盒糖果。”“噢，你怎麼知道的，老師？”“這是秘密！”老師笑著回答。接著送他禮物的是一個開花店老板的女Its surprising design is the best thing about the Nokia Asha 503, but if you're looking for a traditional smartphone experience, its underperformance will only disappoint.....

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最惡毒的笑話

3月 28, 2013

陳新白

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Nokia Asha 503 - 3.5G Phone with Instant Facebook Sharing - Microsoft - Global一位媽媽搭計程車要去接國中的女兒。    母女兩人經過某路段，只見一個個打扮妖艷的阻街女郎    開始站在路旁「做生意」。    正值青春期的女兒好奇的問：    「媽媽，那些女人站在路旁幹什麼？」  &nbsPut some picture power in your pocket! The Asha 503 comes with show-stopping design, great camera features, built-in social sharing, Fastlane and more. ... Microsoft Mobile uses cookies and similar technologies to manage, enhance and personalize your ......

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凡事有三寶~

3月 28, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Nokia Asha 503 Review - Phone Arena - Phone News, Reviews and Specs凡事有三寶~ 東北有三寶：人參、貂皮、烏拉草正妹有三寶：呵呵、哈哈、先洗澡 宅男有三寶：科科、你好、修電腦 男人有三寶：香腸、滷蛋、一堆草周董有三寶：唉呦、不錯、這個屌 好人有三寶: 司機 宵夜 修電腦台客有三寶：拎娘、機掰、跨啥小 大學生有三寶: The Nokia Asha 503 is a fun little affordable feature phone coming in vibrant colorful tones… ... It does not make much sense speaking about color accuracy for such an affordable device, but we still ran our tests only to prove what we suspected - colors ...

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爆笑文章：買胸罩

3月 28, 2013

梁涵蓮

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Nokia Asha series - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia上週四感冒了，在家休息。上午打了一針屁股好疼，吃完午飯正在看電視，老婆來電話讓我去給她買胸罩（也就是bra）。  當時我腦袋裡一片空白，天啊！怎麼買啊！但是一向無敵的我怎能說不敢去買，反正不是週末路上人不多，我就去看看，附近有個大蔬果超市，肯定有，問完尺寸出發。  到了超市二層找The Nokia Asha series was a range of low-end smartphone and feature phones produced and marketed by Nokia. The word "Asha" is adopted from a Sanskrit word meaning "hope". On 3 September 2013, Microsoft announced its purchase of Nokia's mobile device busin...

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什麼！要剝開殼吃的？

3月 28, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Nokia Asha 503 Price in India 2015 20th May valid in Bangalore, Hyderabad, Chennai,Mumbai and Delhi病人對醫生說：  「哎呀！我吃的那些生蠔好像不大對勁？」  「那些蠔新鮮嗎？」  醫生一面按病人的腹部一面問：「你剝開蠔殼時肉色如何？」  病人：「什麼！要剝開殼吃的？」The Nokia Asha 503 is a 3G supported device in the Asha 500 line of phones The device has a 3 Inch TFT Capacitive TouchScreen with 320x240 pixels resolution The phone has a 5 MP Camera and supports QVGA Video Recording at 15 FPS The deivce supports MicroS...

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醫生你能不能說快一點

3月 28, 2013

劉安竹

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Nokia Asha 503 Dual SIM Specifications - Microsoft - Global話說同事那天陪老婆去產檢……然後拍３Ｄ胎兒照！照片出來時，夫妻二人很高興的看著，說話的內容當然不外乎是寶寶那裡像誰……那裡又像誰……正當二人正進行上述甜蜜的對話時，醫生對著爸爸說：「這孩子不是你的…&hMicrosoft Mobile uses cookies and similar technologies to manage, enhance and personalize your experience. We also use them to display advertising on Microsoft Mobile and third party websites. Please learn more on uses and how to manage cookies from our C...

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