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拜金妻子

9月 11, 2013

郭從芙

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NimbleBit西洋情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！我喜歡法國香水！」 七夕情人節時， 老婆：「親愛的！鑽石代表永恆！」 老婆生日時， 老婆：「親愛的！我…」 老公：「等一下，親愛的老婆！妳有沒有喜歡便宜一點的東西？」 老婆：「有啊！我最喜歡你了！」 萬人迷穿著超短的迷你裙進了一家洗衣店，老板李From the creators of Pocket Planes and Tiny Tower comes Pocket Trains! Manage and grow multiple railroads by hauling important cargo around the world. Collect parts to construct all the different train types from Steamers to Diesels, and complete daily ev...

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裙子夾在屁股縫

9月 11, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

BibMe: Free Bibliography & Citation Maker - MLA, APA, Chicago, Harvard甲和乙是好友，有一天，甲看到乙的眼睛黑青，甲連忙問乙的眼睛怎麼了？乙：我昨天在電車被人打的甲：為什麼會被打？乙：昨天在電車裡看到一個胖女生的裙子夾在屁股縫，我的覺得很不舒服， 所以我就幫她拉出來…結果就被打了甲：那為什麼兩眼都黑青呢？乙：因為她打我，我覺得很害怕，所以我又幫她塞回去&hBibMe quickly generates citations in APA, MLA, Chicago, Harvard and thousands of other styles for your bibliography. It’s accurate and free! ... Using other people’s research or ideas without giving them due credit is plagiarism. Since BibMe makes it easy...

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一天逛小吃街

9月 11, 2013

小安

kuso

Honda - Official Site發現一家賣蛋塔的店每一種看起都十分美味可口，想買個來試試我問店員 : 請問這是單賣的嗎？店員 :不，這是日本的。7、有一天，一家失火了，爸爸媽媽都逃出來了，只剩下一個兒子還在裡面。媽媽很緊張的在屋外大喊：「 兒子.....你在干嗎 ......都失火了還不出來 ......」兒子回答 ：「我在穿襪子Honda Cars - Home of information on the latest Honda cars and SUV models, Certified Pre-Owned Vehicles. Photos, videos, technical specs and dealer locations for all car models ......

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別碰另外兩條

9月 11, 2013

小安

kuso

Ray Jardine’s別碰另外兩條大聖和小星在電線桿上下二頭修電路。 大聖在上頭喊道：「小星，抓住下面四條電線的兩條。」小星問：「是哪兩條？」「隨便兩條好了，」大聖說道：「你抓好了嗎？」 「抓好了。」「有沒有覺得什麼不對勁？」「沒有啊，有什麼不對勁？」 「好極了，那千萬別碰到另外兩條，那上面Trail Life Ray Jardine's Lightweight Backpacking (Book) Covers the essentials of Lightweight hiking, including packweight and equipment, clothing and footwear, nourishment and physical conditioning, and the myriad topics that contribute to these basics. T...

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您有馬上要用嗎？

9月 11, 2013

張碧文

kuso

News And Events - Heath Ceramics您有馬上要用嗎？ 新近遷入一設施完善的公寓住宅由於自宅位於六樓於是建設公司附贈緩降索一組，以備不時之需。某日至服務中心欲領取此一緩降索，不料竟出現如下對話.....「小姐你好，我是B3六樓的住戶，我想領取緩降索。」「對不起先生，我們主任現在不在，能不能請你下次再來。」「小姐，拜託你好不好，While we miss those long summer days spent on the beach, Californians know that the coast holds a special beauty in winter, too. This season, our palette reflects the more contemplative side of the beach at winter, drawing from the moody coastline of Nort...

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你孫兒從窗戶掉下來了

9月 11, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Brighton & Hove - World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) - Wiki information site二樓窗戶飛下來一只用過的保險套，剛好落到一位行人的頭上。  這人感到即噁心又惱火，於是走到這棟房子的大門口，使勁敲打大門，一個老頭開了門，問他為什麼這麼勁敲敲門?這人質問道： “誰住在二樓？”  老頭回答：“這和你有什?關係？上面住的是我女兒和Join us for a naked lunch, a seaside bike ride in the buff, a paddle in the sea and a naturist beach picnic! Every year since 2006, Brighton has joined World Naked Bike Rides around the world to celebrate cycling and the human body. The ride demonstrates ...

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