northwestern university

票房最高的電影

6月 17, 2013

陳覓雪

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Northwestern University - Official Site某天小明的堂弟來小明家作客小明:你有看過新電影xxxx嗎?堂弟:看過了,非常好看,你一定要去看!!!於是小明就去電影院欣賞這部電影到了電影院,小明發現這部電影超無趣的心裡很生氣,便呼呼大睡等到片尾曲快結束時,小明心想回去找堂弟算帳但是他突然停下腳步.....因為螢幕的正下方寫著.......親愛的客Home Page of Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois....

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那是色狼不是小偷

6月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

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Northwestern College - Official Site某週末，室友小丫（女）逛街回來，興奮地對俺說：「我在公車上遇到小偷了，但是我沒有讓他得逞」我很感興趣問「你怎麼發現的？」小丫特自豪地說「他太笨了，偷的技術不行，一直在我身上蹭來蹭去的，我就抱著包包，隨便他蹭……」然後我就滿臉黑線地告訴她，那是色狼不是小偷啊…Northwestern College is a nationally ranked Christian college in Iowa that offers challenging academics in a Christ-centered community. ... Northwestern students are spending part of their summer living and learning in Israel/Palestine and the Czech Repub...

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江南四大才子

6月 17, 2013

蔡若藍

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Feinberg School of Medicine - Official Site歷史課考試時，有一個題目是要寫出明朝江南四大才子名字。小明只記得特別用心默記的祝枝山、文徵明、徐禎卿，另外一位卻怎麼想都想不起來。他請小華支援一下小華 : 就點秋香那個啊 ...小明 : 喔~考試完畢 小明的答案卷寫著祝枝山、文徵明、徐禎卿周星馳 .....Colorado theater shooter James Holmes' IQ score dropped dramatically over two years he was in jail, possibly because of mental illness. Dr. Robert Hanlon, a medical expert from Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine, testified Thursday that...

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波蘭人與德國人

6月 17, 2013

何新冬

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Northwestern University School of Education and Social Policy - Official Site一天，一個嚼著口香糖的德國人，看見一個波蘭人正要把果醬塗在麵包上，於是，德國人便問波蘭人說：「你們波蘭人都這樣吃早餐的嗎？」波蘭人回：「是啊。」嚼著口香糖的德國人又說：「我們德國人都把不好的水果，放到回收區，重新製成果醬，在賣給波蘭人。」波蘭人回：「沒關係。」嚼著口香糖的德國人又再說：「我們也把不好The School of Education and Social Policy (SESP) at Northwestern University seeks to understand and improve learning at every stage of life and in all contexts: from families and communities to schools and workplaces....

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為什麼從古到今婆媳總是不和？

6月 17, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Mathematics Department - Northwestern University為什麼從古到今婆媳總是不和？原因有三：一．是婆婆花5年時間教會兒子如何穿褲子，可媳婦卻用不了5秒鐘就能叫兒子把褲子?了！二．是婆婆用乳房哺育了兒子的生命，可媳婦用?奶的乳房欺騙了兒子一生！三．是兒子累了一天，媽媽會看著兒子入睡，可媳婦晚上還罰兒子做扶地挺身。Lists of people, research interests, programs, information for students, seminars and conferences....

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別跟我來那一套

6月 17, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Northwestern University School of Law - Official Site一位已婚婦女有了外遇，每次她的情人一來，她就把五歲大的兒子關在衣櫃裏頭。一天，這位太太聽見車道上老公的車子駛回的聲音，她情急之下也把情人關進衣櫥 裏。在衣櫥裏頭，小男孩說：「這裏頭真暗。」「對啊！」這位男子回答。想不想買個棒球啊？」小男孩問道。不，謝了。」男子回答說。我認為你會想要買個棒球的。」這個Northwestern Law offers a number of degrees and programs of study, from primary JD programs to master in laws (LLM) to our Master of Science in Law (MSL) degree. ... The Chicago Experience Home to world-renowned museums such as the Art Institute and the ....

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