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跪下求婚

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

davidkawena (Not That Kind Of Guy...) - DeviantArt兒子和爸爸正在看電視，忽然男主角跪下向女主角求婚。兒子很好奇的問爸爸：「爸爸，你向媽媽求婚的時候有沒有跪下？」爸爸：「沒有。」兒子：「為什麼？」 爸爸：「你媽說以後跪的機會多得是！」 thesilverdoe91 I love all your artwork! you're such a pro...everything you do is absolutely stunning! Could you please do an illustration of Gale or Peeta from the Hunger Games Books? I know thats not disney but it's close enough Also are you Israeli?...

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近親不得聯姻

4月 16, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES - YouTube五歲的妹妹好愛哥哥，成天嚷著長大要跟他結婚。媽媽正苦思要怎麼解釋近親不得聯姻的道理，只見七歲哥哥已經嚴正拒絕：「不行！這樣我們的小孩只有一對阿公阿嬤，紅包會少一份！」So what if they don´t know how many sides a triangle has? Or who Tony Blair is? That's not fair...if you still think american people are stupid, watch this video and change your mind :)...

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測謊機

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Chad Vader : Day Shift Manager - A Galaxy Not So Far Away : S1 Ep1 - YouTube有一天 小明考試考了10分 而小明知道 這種成績回去會被爸爸毒打一頓 所以他拿起紅筆 在10分上面畫一撇變成70分 之後小明就想：(( 都70分了(( 乾脆一不做二不休(( 變成90分好了^^於是小明又在分數上畫一個圈 分數就變成90了 之後小明回家拿成績給爸爸看 爸爸不相信小明可以考這麼高的分數 CHAD VADER SEASON 3 DVD IS OUT! Take a look: http://www.blamesociety.net/dvd.php Chad's on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chad-Va... --Life is hard when you're Darth Vader's less-talented, less-charismatic younger brother and you manage a grocery...

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鼻好了沒有

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Not Without Salt - “Where would we be without salt?” - James BeardA:李準,鼻好了沒有?Ｂ：準備好了!A:不是!我是問你的鼻子好了沒有?Permalink Happy Birth-Day, Date Night In Today is the day that makes the book officially a full-fledged book; it’s publication day. I’m not quite sure what I expected this day to feel like but so far it feels very normal. I’m still in my pajamas sitting o...

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坦克

4月 16, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Emergency Contraception小名:我想要買一台坦克。小胖:那就買啊!小名:但是我沒錢。小胖:用信用卡啊!小名:用信用卡要還錢，我怕還不起。小胖:怕甚麼，你有坦克啊!The Emergency Contraception Website is to increase women's knowledge about and timely access to emergency contraception and other reproductive health choices, both in the United States and abroad. We accomplish this mission by: Providing accurate ......

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毛髒了會怎樣嗎

4月 16, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

NOTCOT森林裡的熊和兔子是好朋友 有天雄在路邊大便,問兔子:欸兔子!如果你的毛髒了會怎樣嗎?兔子:不會啊!於是雄就把兔子拿來擦屁股design blog, filtration, design, aesthetics, ideas, amusement, art, illustration, trendspotting, culture, wearable, tech, playful, home and decor, food and drink, gratis, photo blog, book review, music reviews, photography, Flash, interactive, web site de...

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