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蚊子也防身

4月 29, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Free Music Archive - Official Site大蚊子諄諄告誡小蚊子：“夏天，是我們大展身手的時機，同時，也是四面埋伏陷阱的時期，今天，我給你們講蚊子防身術。” 小蚊子說：“我們與人打游擊，把肥的拖瘦，瘦的拖垮。” 大蚊子說：“那是過去，才打游擊戰。現在，科技發達，要打信息戰。大家不要好WFMU and the Free Music Archive are proud to bring you a fresh episode of Radio Free Culture, a bi-weekly podcast exploring issues at the intersection of digital culture and the arts. In this episode, Cheyenne Hohman, RFC host and current Director of the ...

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老公高潮到了

4月 29, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Hominid Species - TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controve丈夫：老婆，高潮到了嗎？   妻子：還沒呢，老公。你著什麼急啊？  過了一會兒。  丈夫：老婆，高潮應該到了吧？  妻子：哎呀，還沒呢，你再堅持一會兒！ 又過了一會兒。    妻子：老公，高潮到了！ 丈夫：太棒Provides information on the discovery of hominid fossils in different parts of the world and the time range in which each species lived....

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忽悠一下

4月 29, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Why Did the Russians Ban an Appliance Found in 90% of American Homes?女：你個沒良心的，你對的起我嘛！ 男：你聽我解釋不是那樣的。 女：你牽著那女孩的手怎麼解釋！ 男：哦，那女孩說馬路上車太多感覺害怕讓我牽著她的手帶她過。 女：那你手攔著她的腰貼的那麼緊怎麼回事。 男：額…她說她暈車，看著快車就頭暈我只好用手扶著她。 女：那你們親嘴呢？ 男：這&hellMicrowaves are a form of electromagnetic energy. Learn how microwave radiation, from microwave cooking and other sources, can cause a lot of illnesses, particularly cancer. ... If you are seeking to use food to optimize your health, it is helpful to pay a...

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娶老婆要花多少錢

4月 29, 2013

何海丹

kuso

The Internet Classics Archive | Apology by Plato岳父母對女婿很滿意，女婿也滿意未婚妻，女婿問丈母娘：“我該交多少彩禮？” 丈母娘說：“彩禮就免了，我生孩子要懷孕，要餵奶，我只收房租費和母乳費。” 女婿說：“她住家裡還交房租嗎？” 丈母娘說：“她住了我的子宮，當然要Apology by Plato, part of the Internet Classics Archive ... Socrates' Defense How you have felt, O men of Athens, at hearing the speeches of my accusers, I cannot tell; but I know that their persuasive words almost made me forget who I was - such was the ...

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我認識你的

4月 29, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

The Comprehensive R Archive Network甲：我是名人，大明星。乙：是的，先生您是大明星。甲：我上過報紙，你知道嗎？乙：我知道你上過報紙。甲：我住在一所特別的別墅裡，還有數不清的人侍候我。乙：是的。了解。甲：你怎麼什麼都知道？乙：郝斯先生，我是您的主治大夫，兩年前您患上了精神病，曾揚言要殺了市長，所以您是名人，也被登上了報紙。為了防止您對社What are R and CRAN? R is ‘GNU S’, a freely available language and environment for statistical computing and graphics which provides a wide variety of statistical and graphical techniques: linear and nonlinear modelling, statistical tests, time series ana...

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兒子找工作

4月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Boys on the Side - The Atlantic兒子是學外貿的，父親要兒子搞外貿工作。 過年回來，父親問兒子：“是從事外貿工作嗎？ ”兒子說：“在外企，肯德基店當外賣的。 ”父親說：“你太沒出息了，馬上辭職吧！去找一個吃財政飯的。 ”過了三個月，兒子在當地警察陪伴下回來了， The hookup culture that has largely replaced dating on college campuses has been viewed, in many quarters, as socially corrosive and ultimately toxic to women, who seemingly have little choice but to participate. Actually, it is an engine of female progre...

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