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水電工與蛋糕師父

5月 30, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Download the Xiaomi Mi Note wallpapers for your viewing pleasure水電工與蛋糕師父 發表時間 : 2008/08/16 21:21 看回應 有一對夫妻,老公正看著電視,啃著瓜子 忽然間老婆從廚房喊著：「老公可不可以幫我修電燈? 」 老公不耐煩的說： 「我又不是水電工」 沒多久老婆又喊：「老公可不可以幫我修冰箱?」&Hunting new wallpapers today? You're in luck - a fellow hunter told is the whereabouts of a pack of stock Xiaomi Mi Note wallpapers! We regrouped, followed their trail, and before long, we were posing triumphantly with our trophies......

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每天一笑 【對岸笑話】

5月 30, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Download the official Galaxy S5, Xperia Z2 and LG G Pro 2 wallpapers here☆老夫婦去拍照，攝影師問︰大爺，您是要側光，逆光，還是全光？ 大爺靦腆地說︰我是無所謂，能不能給你大媽留條內褲？ ☆老婆語錄︰允許你喝醉，允許你勾妹，但晚上必須給老娘歸隊，如果你敢傷我的心，傷我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三條腿打殘廢，讓你的鳥鳥永遠打嗑睡。☆兩個餃子結婚了，送走客人後Remember that colorful prismatic wallpaper that Samsung used for its Galaxy S5 presentation during the MWC expo unveiling? Well, it is now becoming somewhat of a trademark for the device, with its characteristic rainbow pattern immediately recognizable as...

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捉姦記

5月 30, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Sticky Notes - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com法庭裡面，一場詭異的氣氛，法官正在審理一件婚外情的案件；原告A太太懷疑丈夫A先生，和其年輕貌美的女秘書B小姐，兩人偷情，終於，會同徵信社人員、及派出所警察，一起「捉姦」，當場人贓俱獲…… 法院傳訊女兒A小妹妹出席作證。 法官：「小妹妹，不用怕，對於妳知Post-it Notes, those little yellow pads of sticky-backed paper, changed the world, or at least the way people who live in it leave reminders to themselves and others ... 2 stars "Sticky notes put spyware on my computer" December 23, 2013 ......

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精明的商業手腕

5月 30, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Post it Software Notes Lite Classic downloads - Free software downloads and software reviews - CNET 一位優秀的商人傑克，有一天告訴他的兒子。傑克：「我已經決定好了一個女孩子，我要你娶她」兒子：「我自己要娶的新娘我自己會決定」傑克：「但我說的這女孩可是比爾蓋玆的女兒喔」兒子：「哇！那這樣的話...」在一個聚會中，傑克走向比爾蓋玆傑克：「我來幫你女兒介紹個好丈夫」比爾：「我女兒還沒想嫁人呢」傑克：「但Tap 'n' Pop is one of the most popular classics for the iPhone. Rotate, shake and tap your device, pop the balloons, use the power ups in this fun......

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愚人節千萬別上廁所

5月 30, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

FreWalpict | Free Download Wallpaper | DaWallpaperz愚人節千萬別上廁所，真的！再提醒一句，這不是演習，千萬別上廁所！老槍傻不呵呵的直奔廁所而去，事畢，找廁紙，驚呆，空卷軸無紙。 瞬間想明白原來今天是愚人節，老槍怒罵道，折騰人也不要找這裡啊！正在急得撓頭時，發現兜裝手機，喜極而泣，這簡直是最後一根救命草啊。 於是電話同事一號，「吾在廁所，無紙，速來救急Wallpaper's Description:-** NOTE: A subscription is required for most of the larger resolutions and the free resolutions may be a bit small for tablets. ** Digital Blasphemy is a website full of computer art created by Ryan Bliss. He's managed to make a l...

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另類主管

5月 30, 2013

連元柳

kuso

AskVG - Windows Tips, Troubleshooting and Customization老闆：「剛上任的王組長，表現如何啊？」  職員：「自從王組長到這個部門上班，組員們上班打瞌睡的現象已經大大的改善了。 」 老闆：「他是怎麼做到的？ 」 職員：「因為他的鼾聲吵得別人無法入睡。」小明是個懶惰的小孩，常常找 藉口不想去上學。 某日，小明 對爸爸說：「我今天可不可以留在家裡？我覺Welcome to AskVG AskVG is a popular website that covers Windows tips, troubleshooting guides, web browsers and various customization stuff. If you are new here, you should first check out our exclusive apps and gallery pages to download free software and ...

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