note 3紅色

詐騙集團被耍瘋了

5月 3, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Amazon.com: EC Technology® 2nd Gen Deluxe 22400mAh Ultra High Capacity 3 USB Output External Battery事情發生在禮拜日的13：04分 崩潰的詐騙集團電視看到一半的我手機突然跳舞了來電顯示為（02-287891XX8）事後查證好像也不是Y拍客服電話接起來後滿口字正腔圓的男子向我問好（應該是台灣人 約2X歲）集團：先生您好，我這裡是雅X拍賣中心，請問您上禮拜五下標的魚樂圓筒過濾器收到了沒有？苦主：嗯（怎2nd Gen Deluxe 22400mAh External Battery The upgrade enhanced version External Battery, more powerful but more compact form factor. Especially using the most advanced chip with perfect PCB circuit board, ensure a powerfully and effective upgrade, to bring...

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英文試卷

5月 3, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Federal Reserve Note - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia前陣子 某知名的外商公司 通知我著正式服裝 準時去面試 乖乖不得了 外商不就是『ㄚ豆仔』開的嗎？那可得穿上西裝正經八百的帶著『衣冠禽獸』般的最佳儀態 進入公司 果然是外商的美麗辦公室 裡頭七八個人 似乎也是來面試的 失業率真的是很高 還有中年失業的… 在經1 History 2 Value 3 Large-size notes 3.1 Series 1914 3.2 Series 1918 4 Production and distribution 5 Nicknames 6 Criticisms 6.1 Security 6.2 Differentiation 6.2.1 Suit by the blind over U.S. banknote design 6.3 Fiat currency 6.4 Constitutionality 7 Design...

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十二條內褲

4月 24, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Sirius - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia十二條內褲------輕鬆一下Air China 飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐…老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭) 老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅)1 Observational history 1.1 Kinematics 1.2 Distance 1.3 Discovery of a companion 1.4 Red controversy 2 Visibility 3 System 3.1 Sirius A 3.2 Sirius B 3.3 Sirius star cluster 4 Etymology and cultural significance 4.1 Dogon 4.2 Serer religion 4.3 Modern lega...

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說對了話

4月 24, 2013

連冷文

kuso

IBM Red books說對了話    趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就IBM Redbooks are developed and published by IBM's International Technical Support Organization, the ITSO. We develop and deliver skills, technical know-how, and materials to technical professionals of IBM, Business Partners and clients. ... 3 column neste...

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機智與反應

4月 24, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Amazon.com : Olympus TG-3 Waterproof 16 MP Digital Camera (Red) : Camera & Photo一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&High-Speed Ultra Bright f2.0 lens From the Manufacturer TOUGH GETS CONNECTED Have you ever stopped and wished you had a WiFi-enabled camera that could handle extreme outdoor conditions and deliver spectacular high-resolution photos and smooth HD videos of...

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老來離婚.

4月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

JBoss Developer老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我The simple, modern and productive way to build apps and infrastructure. Get Started Start using JBoss today with free downloads, tutorials, and quickstarts Get Started Explore JBoss Learn more about the Red Hat ® JBoss ® Middleware portfolio Learn More Vi...

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