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電話答錄機

5月 9, 2013

小安

kuso

NOWS, Neighbors of the Woods Streets - NOWSＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問Neighbors of Woods Streets Homepage ... NOWS Yard Sale – The annual yard sale for NOWS will be Saturday, April 25 at 5491 Magnolia this year. That is at the corner of Magnolia and Linwood....

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我要下車

5月 9, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Good News公交車在等紅燈時，一男子叫道：「司機，開一下門，我要下車。」 「這裡是站牌嗎？」司機怒道。 「就因為這裡不是站牌我才給你說一聲。」 司機無語。Your personal news stream ... Good News helps you discover and share the latest news on your favorite topics from the sources you trust....

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領殘障年金

5月 9, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Now's the time to file for a tax extension - CBS News最近有一些社會福利團體發放老人年金， 有一個阿公去領時，身上沒有帶證件… 小姐問阿公： 「阿公你沒有帶證件，我怎麼知道你幾歲呢？」 阿公說：「我有胸毛，胸毛全部白了，可以證明我年齡大概幾歲！」 阿公就脫衣服露胸毛給小姐看…真的是很白，小姐就發To get an automatic six-month extension, you need to file a Form 4868, Application for Automatic Extension for Time to File U.S. Individual Income Tax Returns. The good news is that you can do this easily -- and for free -- online. When filing an extensio...

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童年

5月 9, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

A Million Happy Nows (2015) - IMDb標題[無言] 童年作者pkcliff5 (麟) 來源：PTT記得小時候那時原PO才小學一、二年級有一陣子學校流行要多稱讚，少責怪老師都說如果有值得鼓勵的事情記得比大拇指，稱讚一下對方這樣人緣才會好但相反的大家同學私底下當然都是互比小指，來取笑對方有一次訓導主任來班上演講演講完後問小原PO訓導主任：「Directed by Albert Alarr. With Robert Gant, Dendrie Taylor, Dan Gauthier, Mark Hapka. Veteran actress Lainey Allen (Chappell) is tired of being sidelined for younger talent on the soap she has starred in for twenty years. Coupled with finding it harder to...

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某地十分貧困

5月 9, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Latest news videos, news clips, breaking news reports and current affairs footage - News Nows, News 某地十分貧困。 一日，村子裡來了一支扶貧工作隊。隊員們對村裡的一切事物都感到好奇，他們不住停下來，向村民們詢問。 大家來到一處茅屋前時，被一個奇怪的現象吸引住了目光。只見一老一小爺孫倆正在屋前曬太陽，老的大約60多歲，而小孩只有兩三歲光景。孫子把手伸進爺爺的褲襠裡，興致勃勃地搗鼓Latest news videos, news clips, breaking news reports and current affairs footage from the UK and around the world, plus News Now, News Features, celebrity news and Weird Stuff. Available on demand on Telegraph TV....

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虎克船長

5月 9, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

"The Gove Song" - The Now Nows - YouTube虎克船長 眼盲 手殘 腳斷 ... ] 小飛俠有一天探訪虎克船長.....船長 位啥你會手殘... 船長回答 我在一次跟鯊魚搏鬥中...丟失我的ㄧ之手 於是裝上義手.. 小飛俠心理想 船長真勇猛... 那腳呢... 船長又回答..跟老虎搏鬥... 小A little satirical song about the Right 'Honourable' Michael Gove (the Secretary of State for Education here in the UK) whose policies we disagree with (to put it lightly). If you enjoy, please share - cheers! #GoveSong....

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