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贛林傳奇

6月 19, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Oh God, My Wife Is German. | The Misadventures of an American Expat and His Wife in Germany贛林傳奇話說江西贛嶺有一豪族，姓武，武家在江西代代相傳人丁興旺，傳到這代，當家主人姓武名三，是個風流倜儻的書生，平時喜歡四處遊玩，又出手大方，所以是酒家青樓等爭相歡迎的對象，因為長的帥，尤其笑容迷人直能勾人魂魄，所以在老鴇和青樓女子間口耳相傳一句口頭禪：「武三好看，看三笑」武三很巧的人如其名有三個兒The Misadventures of an American Expat and His Wife in Germany (by Oh God, My Wife Is German) ... My wife is German and I am American. We live in Hannover, Germany, and though I’ve learned a lot about Germany over the past couple years, I know virtually ....

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男人的願望

6月 19, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

BdotOMGmovement Oh don't do it Vine Compilation Oh don't do it, Oh my god Vines - YouTube有一對同齡夫婦，一齊歡度他們的60歲生日。 正在熱鬧時，突然，天使出現了。 天使說：「我祝福你們的60歲，你們許願吧，我一定成全。」 60歲的老婆說：「我好想環遊世界。」 天使說：「成全你。」 噹！太太手上是環遊世界的飛機票。 天使問60歲BdotOMGmovement Oh don't do it Oh My God! Vine Compilation, | | All Of Vines. Hope you enjoy watching Oh don't do it Vine Trend. If you Liked it, Please Like, Share and Subscribe. -----­----- Original Song of Oh Don't Do It Vine - Krew-libs https://www.yo...

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收銀員..真有妳的

6月 19, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Sh*t My Dad Says Low Price: Justin Halpern, Sean Schemmel: 9780062073402: Amazon.com: Books很多大賣場都有設 'X 件物品以下 ' 的結帳台是為了給只買幾樣東西的顧客比較快速的結帳時間那天在某家大賣場因為只買了兩三件東西所以我就往那家店設的 '5 件物品以下 ' 的結帳台走去就在準備排進去的時候一個男的推著一台購物車搶先我一步我看看那台購物車媽的 裡面堆了三分之一車的東西你是看不懂收銀機旁Photographs from Sh*t My Dad Says (Click on Thumbnails to Enlarge) I have no idea why I'm sopping wet in this photo , but I'm going to guess it's because I rolled in something filthy or spilled something on myself. Hosing me down was my dad’s favorite met...

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爸爸，我是怎樣來的？

6月 19, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Q&A Sunday | With My Dad - YouTube孩子：爸爸，我是怎樣來的？爸爸：好吧！我們遲早也要討論這問題的。聽好… 爸媽在網上的聊天室相遇。我約你媽出來見面，最後到一間網咖的洗澡間去。然後，媽從爸的記憶棒開始下載。正當爸準備好要上傳時，我們才發覺沒設防火牆。既然要取消也太遲了，所以我就繼續上傳。九個月後，那可惡的病毒出現了。孩子Oh boy... My Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/KSIOlajidebt My Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KSIolajidebtHD My Website: https://www.ksiolajidebt.com Music By Artist: Droideka Subscribe to his channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/DoidekaDUB Droideka's Fa...

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女孩脾氣十二等級

6月 19, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Racism, homophobia, and how I lost my dad last week女孩脾氣十二等級零級無風： 這時候你完全感覺不到任何女孩子的脾氣，似乎像是處在靜止的空氣中，這種情況通常只會發生在女友不在身邊時，而你的精神就可以處在完全放鬆的狀況下。一級軟風： 這個時候你會微微感覺到女孩子一點的反應，你會看到女孩子是嘟著嘴笑說討厭，此時你會覺得她就像春天柔軟的Ashley F. Miller is a writer, activist, and communications scholar from South Carolina, who has worked for LGBT, secular, and women’s rights for over a decade. She is one of the leading young women in the secular movement, speaking regularly at schools an...

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全世界的小朋友

6月 19, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Oh My Gods! - TV Tropes聯合國給全世界的小朋友出了一道題，「對於其他國家糧食短缺的問題﹐請你談談自己的看法﹖」非洲的小朋友看完題目後，不知道什麼叫「糧食」歐洲的小朋友不知道什麼叫「短缺」亞洲的小朋友不知道什麼叫「自己的看法」拉美的小朋友不知道什麼叫「請」美國的小朋友不知道什麼叫「其他國家」The Oh My Gods! trope as used in popular culture. Even though many churches really don't want us to use the Lord's name in vain, many people, especially in …...

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